Angel Murillo

[‏ً @justjargons]

I can’t stand the loophole of calling it an “8-hour shift” when the unpaid lunch hour means I’m physically at the workplace for 9 full hours.

[geeko suavé 2.0 🦎🇯🇲 @inadiffrntxone]

How it feels getting 10+ likes on an instagram story

[miffy ༄ 𓊝 @miffypost1ng]

i’m so shy that playing multiplayer games with strangers gives me heart palpitations

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like

[𑣲 tulip 🌷 @_tulipip]

got confused at the airport and said “battlepass” instead of “boarding pass” 🙂

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

Bitch dependency ain't no laughing matter

[Hero @redvivisection]

spending money on something stupid but it made you happy even just for a moment

[ؘanitta ✦🎃 @dandelionyuno]

yo viendo que México se quedo a escuchar el discurso del genocida de Netanyahu en la asamblea de la ONU 💀

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A pregnant cat was about to give birth so her friend ‘a dove’ started making a nest for her 👀

[Matt🦔🎹 FUCK JYPE/STUJ @yoobtime]

Maga customer crying over the price of jerkey:
"At this point it doesnt even matter who you vote for"
CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVER ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG?!?!

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

exhausted already

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

people are getting wildly comfortable with being horrible humans

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Got the same email. This is fully insane

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

There's been a distinct lack of secrets behind waterfalls in video games lately.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[buttered sausage @Mattybangin]

how is it still this fucking high