CharlesDuckworthyTheFirst

If it walks like a Duckworthy and talks like a Duckworthy, it is almost certainly Duckworthy

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#UpdateAClassicSitcom
Newhart, who dis?

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@SwimPatricia I reiterate, if a show is shit you are not going to continue to watch it. I have a sneaking suspicion folks are dumb

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#YouKnowWhatIDontGet why shows targeting women (Sex and the City, Ugly Betty, Desperate housewives etc) rely on such basic, juvenile humour

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#YouKnowWhatIDontGet why there are so many food delivery apps. Get off your ass you fat fuck!

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#YouKnowWhatIDontGet the popularity of insipid little boy groups like BTS. Girls, isn’t it kind of obvious these guys are terrified of vulvas?

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#YouKnowWhatIDontGet much sex

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#RightBeforeIFellAsleep I felt a sheep

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#WaysToStayForeverYoung retweet all your childish little buddies on here and become Twitter immortal

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There aren’t any #WaysToStayForeverYoung grow the fuck up!

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@jswilliams1962 Your Mom?

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#WaysToStayForeverYoung be the groupie that blows Crosby, Stills and Nash and be immortalized as Kneel Young

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#WaysToStayForeverYoung perform bonsai on yourself

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@EsquireTags Looks pretty old to me. Still holds the record for the tiniest dick in Hollywood too!

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#WeirdPlacesToHideMoney use bricks of cash to build an aesthetically pleasing wall along the border

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#WeirdPlacesToHideMoney 3 feet up Kim Kardashian’s ass where all the world can see it

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#WeirdPlacesToHideMoney
Wrapped in money

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#WeirdPlacesToHideMoney

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@coolghost101 @coolcam101 New style, why diss?

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#WeirdTimesToSayThanks when someone asks if you could bang any Tom in the world who would you bang?