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Bama Grad. Location Scout. Teamsters 728. Put Steve Zahn in more movies.

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

David Rose as Davey Havok a thread:

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

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[Dadrian🧀 @KingDay__]

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

@PressSec

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Hopping back on to say that @mtgreenee is a stupid cunt, CrossFit is lame as fuck, and the leopards are feasting on faces

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

I’d love to send those kids from WEAPONS after the entire GOP, one by one but I’m afraid they’d all be molested before finishing the job

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

LMFAO SHE WENT PRIVATE. FUCKING NAZI TWAT

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

The irony of being so unfuckable but thinking you’re part of the master race

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Matt Walsh (the racist) should k!ll himself

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Hopping back on to say @elonmusk gargle my balls you dork bitch. You cozied up to the fat orange dude so you could get more guvment subsidies and now that you’re friendless once again, you’re trying to PR fix your image. My guy, you ain’t got any image left to fix you nazi pussy

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

Someone just pop this dude and eat the penalty idgaf anymore

[Vontaze Burner @iamkingtez55]

100K likes and I’ll come out of retirement to end this man’s career

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Jumping back on this hell site to say that @michaeljknowles has never gotten pussy in his entire bitch ass life and can’t act for shit, hence his right ring grifter career

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

@PostItsInventor @RetroNewsNow A genuine surprise!

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Haven’t been on this hell site in a while. Wanted to hop back on to say @elonmusk is a dork ass fucking pussy who sucks shit and cheats at Diablo

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Jesus Christ they really are the dumbest fucking people

[Wiggler is Catholic (Florugo Florúguez) 🇻🇦 @WigglyCath]

Superman is a country boy from a rural Kansas town. Does anyone honestly believe he wouldn't have voted Republican?

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

@dannydhands lol that’s 100% accurate

[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

I’m off this shit site for a while. If anyone is on the other one, feel free to follow

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[Timothy Onlyphans @DudeLaw]

Gloating is all most of these fucking losers want to do. They’re trolls with black holes for hearts. Something is missing in them and they lash out and make the rest of the world pay for it. No ideology, no convictions (other than being an asshole) nothing of substance.