The_Dude_Abides

Ron Swanson and Red Forman are my spirit animals.

[The_Dude_Abides @Dude_Abides83]

Bonsai weed.

Aaaaiiii

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You do realise that if it keeps displaying "there's nothing to see here yet", then there's no actual point in using the app right?

[The_Dude_Abides @Dude_Abides83]

Well...

You can take all that negativity, bitterness, resentment and anything else to add, roll it right up into a tight little ball and go on & just pop it right up in your butthole.

Riiiiiiiiiight up in there.

That's it.

Now, sniff your fingers.

Thats how your words taste.

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@imcousinralph A lap dance is always better when the stipper is crying...

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Ain't nobody drinking no Space Ethanol

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You had me at "Meat Tornado"

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Deodorant doth not a shower make.

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Instagram is kinda like watching MultiDimensional Cable from Rick & Morty.

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But.. but, how DID he get the frank above the beans?

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10% Autism.
90 Addictive Personality.

Yay genetics.

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Heres a question:

Is one of those places, in that 1,000 places to visit before you die book, in the actual book itself?

Because clearly, you've never even opened it.

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Plot twist...

Its the oil companies that are starting the wars to boost the profits.

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Hey...

I mean we're all just primates right, but 21st century ones that throw our digital shit at each other rather than our actual shit instead.

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When you wish upon a leaf..

For something green and rolled in kief..

And when that wish turns in to plenty..

Have yourself a great 4/20!!!

Happy Weed Christmas Everybody!!!!!

#420

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#JohnnySomali gonna get fucked up in that South Korean prison.

In all ways I would imagine

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Life's too sho....

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I woke up this morning, slipped when I got out of bed but managed to save myself from hitting the floor by doing a Spiderman pose.

It really was quite spectacular.

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Now remember children...

Today's the day he died & got sealed in the cave. So that means, in 3 days time, he will wake up hungry for the flesh of others and hopefully, we will have accumulated enough chocolate eggs to defeat him and send him back to the cave for another year.

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#ScottMills got sacked for eating teeny tiny little babies.

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Everything is better with a bag of weed.

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So its inappropriate to laugh when frustrated about something, to not get frustrated about it, but then its also inappropriate to get frustrated in the first place...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttttttttttttttt...