Josh

part time model, full time macho man.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

This girl next to me just put $1.00 on pump 2. Where the fuck is she going? Pump 3?

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@stoolpresidente Ahh they’ve successfully moved on from getting piss kicked out of them from rideshare drivers to whatever the fuck this is.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@stoolpresidente @stoolsalesguy It’s beautiful, man. You got these Barstool guys who base their entire personality on being alpha dogs from Boston, but a fight breaks out and suddenly they’re built like a bag of soft dicks, just standing there frozen like a confused toddler who dropped his grilled cheese.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

The absolute despair of Detroit sports fans. Shohei's next deferred payment funding this madness?

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

If you throw some plant based shit at me I’ll plant my foot at the base of your ass.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

I can’t wait to buy a boat so I can have a girlfriend.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

Hopefully I didn’t get burned from this website I just bought a flamethrower from.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

When someone says “I haven’t seen you in forever” stay calm, this only means your plan has been working this whole time.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@barstoolsports Legend has it she carried it only one block.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@LamarsThatGuy @DirtMcTurd A lot of views coming from a clown.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@JohnSmithh5dzf @theBSR @TyDButler He blasted his QB on X for introducing the President in New York. Nate Turner is probably a 23 year old kid living in hiding. His parents smoked too much spice and he has vape brains.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m like if a corpse was high-functioning

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Bad news for you buddy, I love winning stupid prizes.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

I have the unique ability to be both “it is what it is” and “but what if everything collapses” at the same time.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

When you try to restore your brain to factory settings, but you still have iCloud.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

I used to talk to so many girls hands in school, you could say I was pretty popular.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

We went from 10 million strong, and growing to 350 million annoyed and anxious.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

Rule #1. Don’t let your wife buy a car you would never drive.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

@UberFacts I just took a dab and I’m there now.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

If someone says “not for nothing” during a convo, it’s most certainly for something.

[Josh @Dude_Josh1234]

A proposed industrial system to cheaply move material into space, enabling gigantic solar power systems that could reach petawatt-level energy production. What we need.

•Building large-scale infrastructure on the Moon
•Precision launching and orbital assembly
•Efficient and safe power transmission to Earth
•Huge upfront cost