Hayley Smith

two roads diverged in a wood

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

@ShelaghDolan @NotJulieStrano Yes, Dunkin brand. Even came with a Dunkin face mask #dunkinfightscovid

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

It’s officially Butter Pecan Szn @dunkindonuts 🗣🗣 #butterpecan #peakzforlife

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Realizing basically all I do is touch my face.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

If I understand this correctly, the president awarded the medal of freedom to a talk radio host with a revoltingly long record of bigotry during the State of the Union — and the civility police are coming for Nancy Pelosi for tearing up paper? Is that right?

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

If I’m judging by the number of commercials for it on cable news, the rate of psoriasis in the general population is approximately 100%.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

To those who question my so called “opinions”, I would once again want to refer to page 108, chapter 2 in the SR1,5 IPCC report released last year.
There you’ll find our rapidly declining CO2 budgets. This is not opinions or politics. It’s the current best available science. ->

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

Thank gawd

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

One day I hope to live in a world where doctors offices call you in at the time of your appointment.

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

The grey jumpy was a 2010 staple at PC. Little late to the game @KimKardashian

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

.@KamalaHarris doesn’t have shit to prove.

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

With no warning #butterpecan was taken away. Got it Thursday, gone on Friday. Tragically replaced with gross flavors. HELP @dunkindonuts

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

Petition to @dunkindonuts to have butter pecan year round! #bringbackbutterpecan

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Why am I just now seeing this? 😂

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 38th birthday McLovin.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

Fun @NotJulieStrano

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

When you come down from a three day bender with @NotJulieStrano 😣😣😣

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

@NotJulieStrano bring this back

[Hayley Smith @DudeySpice]

Honestly, the time hungover @NotJulieStrano got pooped on by a bird isn't talked about enough.