Mike Surette

Professional Sports Watcher,, do some CBB Dfs writing for @FantasyAlarm

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@X ProvidenceCrier acct was hacked, please help

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@BenVerlander For me it’s not the loud out to end the inning,. It’s the fact that he really should’ve given up the run then practically undressed himself via his gyrations.

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@KFCBarstool He did this earlier in the game too I noticed as soon as it happened. Way too laissez-faire for postseason baseball.

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@charliekirk11 You realize the song for your award was “the biggest douche in the universe” jingle right?

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@KnicksMuse @UrMomsFav97 We watch the same series? I seem to remember Knicks digging themselves in a hole with Brunson in the lineup. Storming back with him on the bench and then bringing him in late game in every game Tatum played in.

Tatum is also a far more accomplished player despite being younger.

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@ShamsCharania How you go mid on mid?

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@chamath Shut up narc

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@FieldYates And at LSU Pro Day they say, Will Campbell’s arms grew three sizes that day.

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@RedSox Saw you all filming this from my office window last week. Thought aliens were at Fenway, turns out it was just Wally.

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@bigjimmurray I wanted to go too but if Josh can’t throw why not punt? TBH the first half and a loss is a win.

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@JerryAfterDark Jerry I’m 4 feet tall and also rock size 7.5 shoe… bump it 👊🏻

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@stoolpresidente @nickysmokess Nicky Smokes will always have that time he called us a bunch of hoes after game 2…

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@jaytatum0 Didn’t say he wasn’t annoying though ����😂

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@ScottHanson it’s called redzone not stand around waiting for a review zone

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@bigjimmurray Can’t believe your taste buds are just as cynical as you are. Just tried it and it’s pretty good. Not the best chicken sandwich I’ve ever had but pretty good.

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@Jared_Carrabis @MattMcCarthy985 guy answering phone doesn’t know a unique take if it hit him in the face. May come of as a loser take but this year was a success. Why? In a year with zero expectations they were interesting enough AND finish above WS faves NYY is hilarious.

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@bigjimmurray your list of best coaches in NFL is perhaps trolliest and hackiest list I’ve ever seen. BB has as many super bowls as your top 7 COMBINED

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@bigjimmurray How long before Felger rips pats for not signing Hopkins even though he would’ve probably critiqued signing if they got him? 2:01 EST today?

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@The_Shark_BB Please watch Troll on Netflix and give me your review- I watched the American voiceover honestly kinda made it funnier but if you’re a subtitle guy go with the original Norwegian version

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@ezlazar Can this kicker punt?