Colton Duffy

Born Again Hooligan

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

@NotTheFakeCPL @PrestonSkersick Just trying to be a supportive friend lol

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

My last tweet was on 8/20/19. What did I miss? Feels like a lot.

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

I’m going to need to see this scene in the next Batman movie for sure.

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

@mike_laureano Gotta be Brandon Allen. #GoHogs 🐗

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

Just got a “my pleasure” at Zaxby’s. The game is changing.

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

The problem with living by yourself is that you don’t have anyone to tell you, “No, you have food at home.”

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Was this study done by hummingbirds?

[Chandler @channndler96]

Understand that if you spoil Endgame for me within the next 24+ hours I will kill you.

[Stephen Simpson @Steve55Simpson]

Excuse me while my hype takes over!!! My favorite childhood movie and some of my favorite actors coming together.

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

@channndler96 Language.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

4 for 4 so far.
Which means the rest of my bracket will probably look like this...
#MarchMadness

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Who wouldn't serve a God like this.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything.

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

Now that's a good boy

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This dog went 83 yards for the perfect frisbee catch 👏 #SCtop10 (via @JCCarnz)

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

Is there a support group for people who miss out on online sneaker releases because they sell out from under you midway through checkout even though it was in the cart?

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

God knows the stresses and pressures you face. He knows the demands on your schedule. He knows your important to-do list. Yet he says, “Be still, and know that I am God.”

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

The conversation I have with myself every Monday

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Wake up.

6-year-old: Why?

Me: It's Monday.

6: Are you sure it's not Sunday again?

[Stephen Simpson @Steve55Simpson]

One of our fraternities greatest failures haha

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

I support this tweet

[Colton Duffy @DuffingtonP0st]

I wouldn’t recommend locking your keys in your car when it is raining sideways outside, just in case any of y’all were thinking about doing that anytime soon.