DogFacedPonySoldier

Functioning retard.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@PaceSalsa bring back peach mango salsa! Give the people what they want!

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@PaceSalsa @CampbellSoupCo apparently you don’t get Twitter privileges in jail but I’m back you salsa cancelling demons. #PeachMango4Daddy

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@CampbellSoupCo Worry less about race and more about how we’re gonna get peach mango salsa back on the shelves.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@CampbellSoupCo @CamdenKroc Let’s worry less about @CamdenKroc and more about bringing back peach mango salsa. I’m like a black woman that just got sassed, I’m like a fat kid that just got his ice cream cone taken, I’m like a liberal that just got told no. I’m gonna make this a thing! @PaceSalsa

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@DanSoder when will you be in Paris, Texas next ? @PaceSalsa and @CampbellSoupCo is headquartered there. Could use some help getting peach mango salsa reinstated.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@mikerainey82 Speaking of pace, can you believe @PaceSalsa @CampbellSoupCo discontinued peach mango salsa? Fuggin travesty, forget about covid and the Ukraine crud goin on… this should be national news!

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@CampbellSoupCo well, well, well, how the turntables..
Turns out you own Pace Salsa and are responsible for discontinuing peach mango salsa. SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! Lets get this figured out before I have to write my congressman.. I don’t think we want that.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@PaceSalsa it’s pretty hard to claim you’re Americas favorite salsa for tacos when you discontinued peach mango salsa, aka your best flavor. Fuggin check mate ♟

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@scrowder Let’s not forget @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa…

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@TonyHinchcliffe you mind roasting @PaceSalsa everyday until we get peach mango salsa reinstated?
Pinch those pep nips and let’s get to work.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@tomsegura I wish he’d say “why the f**k did @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa”? We need to get your ass motivated to get some answers.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@Jindo1985 @DanSoder @PaceSalsa

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@scrowder New “Change my Mind” idea: “Should @PaceSalsa bring back Peach Mango Salsa”?
This might be a boring subject BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS THAT SH** BACK! LGB!!

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@DanSoder @Jindo1985 Gentleman let’s not worry about the U.S. and Canadas window licking policies on Covid.. let’s pool our resources and figure out why @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa.. I think there’s something bigger going on here, much bigger. Maybe even @DanSoder head big.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@NikkiGlaser shut up and write a song about @PaceSalsa discontinuing peach mango salsa.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@chrisdcomedy Let’s forget about cholesterol for a second and talk about the elephant in the room.. @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa… what👏🏻the👏🏻frickin👏🏻shit.

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

ComicDaveSmith I heard @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa because they hate freedom.. are you just gonna let that stand or are you going to run for president in 2024 on the sole promise that you’ll reinstate peach mango salsa and stop this communist pig dickery!

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@luisjgomez I heard @PaceSalsa talked some shit about Sport… a good way to get back at them would be to… get peach mango salsa restarted! That would totally piss them off, man can you imagine how mad they’re gonna be ?

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@bigjayoakerson do you ever wonder why @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa? ME FUCKIN TOO! If you and the Big headed boy could help get to the bottom of this wicked injustice..

[DogFacedPonySoldier @DuhAmerican]

@TheBonfireSXM I’m wondering if you’re going to touch on the biggest controversy of the century.. @PaceSalsa discontinued peach mango salsa. Jacob honey, I’m gonna need you here!