Duke - Detective of Goblin Town

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

I have decided that I do not have the time to think of funny or insightful things to tweet so I am resigning myself to occasionally writing funny replies to other invidual's better content. to my nonexistent audience, thank you for supporting me so far. i will see you in replies

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

@CryptoCred If you want to get violently attacked in public then just wear a "FTX - Risk Management Dept. 2022"

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco

[Cred @CryptoCred]

Rampant inflation
Fed late & aggressive tightening cycle
Stocks & bonds nuking
Russo-Ukrainian War
Terra implosion
3AC implosion
Celsius implosion
FTX implosion

All in one year.

So far.

Can't wait to be called "lucky" by next cycle's noobs (please let there be another one).

[Edgy - The DeFi Edge 🗡️ @thedefiedge]

The worst events in Crypto history:

• Mt. Gox Hack ('14)
• The Dao Hack ('16)
• Terra Luna Collapse ('22)
• FTX sells to Binance ('22)
• 3AC Collapse ('22)

3 of the worst events in in Crypto happened this year.

If you survived this year, you've earned your stripes.

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Terra blows up
Contagion
3AC blows up
Contagion
Voyager Celsius and friends blow up
Contagion
FTX blows up
Contagion?

This is cursed as fuck

[Mr. Chief @mrchieftrades]

HOLY SHIT

In front of a room of lawmakers…

[Cred @CryptoCred]

MIT maths geniuses with see-all exchange access and co-mingled funds: Insolvent

Me, drawing arbitrary lines on Japanese candlestick charts: Solvent

Thanks for playing

[Cobie @cobie]

Glad we kept the market impact to a minimum 👍

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

LinkedIn be like…

“Congratulate Prince Charles for starting a new position as King of England at Buckingham Palace.”

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

@donalt ok, now go to Lisbon 😎

[Cred @CryptoCred]

Feeling regret for missing good trades is what forces bad trades

That regret becomes worse the more the market moves without you

Your job is to analyse the data as it is now, not to act on what it was weeks ago

Don’t punish your present self for what your past self didn’t do

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

@donalt please come back for a quick casual friday!

[Hsaka @HsakaTrades]

Some of the interns best work

[jim @jimtalbot]

Moving averages aren’t support/resistance

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

@Lillie__Sun @xtinacomputes im genuinely astonished anyone found a lasting relationship on tinder given it's not exactly got the rep for that

[Duke - Detective of Goblin Town @DukeAnalysis]

@donalt 69k

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

You guys have to realize

You're bull? You shit talk the bears
You're a bear? You shit talk the bulls

Something changes your mind? You abandon ship pretending like your posts never happened

It's that simple really, this place is made for tribalism, enjoy it for what it is.

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

Almost fell out of my chair on this. 👇😂🤣