Duke Greene

he/them. [email protected]. this is a place of great labor, though nothing essential is kept here. you can follow @thiiirdperson, but they’ve also left twtr

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@socialiststeve6 Cops. Many within our heads.

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@Jabaluck you don't understand the argument you're critiquing. this bullshit might work on the students in your thrall at Yale who must pass through your gates before they can exploit labor to the fullest, but it deflates really quickly Online where people need nothing from you but silence

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@scumbelievable Babe Ruth pointed haughtily.

The crowd laughed. "You pointed at your own nuts just now!"

Ruth smiled. That's why they were in the crowd and he was on the field. His new batting coach AI had been giving him some top notch advice.

A pitch! A swing!

The nuts were never found.

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@clueless_1337 @queerjobcreator I remember when 60% was the agreed upon standard. For how much of a person a person like me was. Three fifths of one. "This is standard" is not an argument. It's not even a decent excuse.

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

they made a whole cartoon about it. played it on every theater's screen for decades. the song is not "let's most of us go to the lobby except for those of us who would prefer to turn a personal light and a speaker on in a room that has a much better light and speaker on already"

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

"but I'm borrrred"

motherfucker do you think I refill the popcorn bucket because I'm still hungry?

use the socially appropriate fidget distractions for the space you're in or find different spaces. In a theater, the appropriate distraction has always been binge snacking

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

if you can't sit quietly for two hours in a movie theater without playing tiktoks and making a racket, do not go to a movie theater

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@SlamFireOpera @scumbelievable Everyone else in the back row can still see a phone light. If a quiet fidget toy or a handful of silly putty isn't doing the trick, maybe think twice before buying a ticket from the Holding An Entire Room's Explicit Interest For Two Hours store

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@esjesjesj he doesn't seem correct

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@PetreRaleigh that extra $4 to turn hulu ads off was the biggest thing I could have done for my family's safety that year, even bigger than if I'd bought a new Toyota Tacoma, which was the number 1 safety rated pickup in its class during the 2mo before I started paying that $4. ask how I know

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@Cybren @cushbomb the guy who would have lost if higher GOP covid death rates hadn't flipped a couple states blue

you can be a winning Dem candidate and still not a strong candidate at all

That's their strategy! If they won bigger they'd have to do more than fundraise

https://t.co/Vrn2qdslMU.

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@bainintheass @rameautheuncle @v000111d @cushbomb "The hate I am receiving about my subscription is instructive. It has instructed me to examine the utility of my purchase in more detail, and I'm this close to changing my mind about the subscription."

Seems like a roundabout way to agree with the haters. Why be such a username

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@takeashoah @WOODTV if you read some of the articles on the website whose tweets you enjoy trolling with your stale bigoted outbursts, you might learn things, like how they dont just hire anyone to project IMAX 70mm stuff https://t.co/3CSsZa20pW there’s no “diversity hiring” for a skill position

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

reminder that under settings -> account you can request an archive of your twitter data

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

i bet if i tweet this and delete it it will keep my account alive for another 30 days. i wonder if there is a way to automate account refresh to prevent someone else from using this handle while also staying off what bluesky users are calling $8chan now

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

Coming off private on Elon's Hellsite on the off chance that old DBC friends see this.

I know EVERYONE's doing lots and lots of willy-nilly hiring in tech these days so I'm sure my next steps will be smooth and steady.

But just in case not ... hit me up! dukegreene at gmail

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

I'm looking for remote tech work!

I have been teaching code and coding (mostly ruby- and JS-adjacent stacks) for startups and big companies alike since 2014.

I'll be a multiplier on your team because my communication is clear, kind, and proactive and I write tests for my shit.

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

New music! check it out! https://t.co/Df2NGGBXFU

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

please consider sharing with your friends!

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

👀

[thiiird person @thiiirdperson]

Guess what? I just dropped an eight track acoustic project that’s also sort of a love song about addiction.

This is the first half of the first track. At https://t.co/3OdUYI9d8u, you can listen to the rest!

Take it offline for $7, pay more if you want me to email you BONUS TRAX

[Duke Greene @DukeGreene]

@dashrevolver Ratchet and Clank, Demon’s Souls, Returnal