Tom Chandler

Nerd Superstar Extraordinaire

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Just gonna pop in here and say that if it requires a table saw, it’s not a life hack. Get your shit together internet.

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@narainey @sushisouschef @JennyforaPenny Do you really want to open that can of worms @narainey ?

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@GameAttackTeam If I’m pretending to be healthy, peanuts. If I’m being real? Kettle cooked potato chips. I want my mouth to feel as uncomfortable as my body does when I down a family sized bag of those suckers.

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@MrLlamaSC currently following your pally guide. About halfway through Normal difficulty and loving just #poundingitout

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Thanks to the @nytimes for phoning it in for @HillaryClinton. Way to be objective and represent the candidate(s)

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

I want to personally ask @SenatorDurbin and @SenatorKirk #StopCISA—Don't trade our privacy for a law that won't even fix our cybersecurity.

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@NE_austin he had been circling the hole for about 10 minutes. IT DOEST END!!!

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@egoraptor You asked for this:
https://t.co/3SlxeibsSx

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@markiplier Just wanna say your channel is pretty great. I'll be drinking to you all day

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Fun fact: the 4th Illinois infantry stole Santa Anna's leg. It's now on display in a museum and they refuse to give it back #nolegtostandon

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@NE_austin my day has been awesome so far. Thanks eggbusters

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

"Whats your sign?" "Belligerent."

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Do you ever think, man, I smell great, then you burp and your whole world becomes 2/3 digested pizza #smellgood

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Why is there no Christian Mangle? Americas largest faith based bdsm community. #fuckedupshowerthoughts

[Error Records @ErrorRecords]

Repost this pic, @errorrecords and #errorrecords for a chance to win tickets to see circasurvive and… http://t.co/lRuDQnAE2y

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Thanks #urbana @USPS, gotta love the attention to detail and common courtesy

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@daniellepacelli you know it #thegrinchwhostolefun

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

If you're looking to get wished luck on an interview, browse apartments and tell them you're moving

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

@imgur I've tried uploading an album at least 4 times now. I can edit/move pictures, but whenever I "create album" they disappear #PLZHELP!

[Tom Chandler @DukeOfChandler]

Peacocks are just rave turkeys.