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bug & spider enthusiast | groudon supremacy | kebab & pizza expert | spider mommy #1 simp | elon can suck my ass

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 @DukeSpiderMommy]

@Nexusatnight managed to win a game against jheva with it but a lot of the time it just sits there to be pretty or to accidentally get called while having 0 cards in soul so idk. def the first card to go if im trying some other funny card for sure but it can come up here and there

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

Hell exists and everyone who dies goes there because the one true religion was a spider cult in eighth century Cameroon that peaked at 400 members and died out a few decades later and it had a bunch of really specific rules about spiders.

[🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 @DukeSpiderMommy]

@crushcommando @DistractedElf

[🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 @DukeSpiderMommy]

@amexia32 i couldnt reply earlier on phone cus twitters ass but set order units lose their order stuff and just become a unit (18.5.2), though when it comes to aelq i think due to order of cont effects (11.11) they lose intercept since gaining it applies first and the unit is then nulled

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

LYING Odysseus, he lied to the Cyclops. He told his wife, honey I'm coming back, and he cheated on her like a dog. *crowd boos* He took twenty years, I could have done it in twenty days, just look at our beautiful First Lady *crowd cheers* And he was very unfair to Poseidon

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

[reading only the first word and last word of this reply] glad you agree with me 👍

[🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 @DukeSpiderMommy]

@MirrUH_CS @m4lenov @Thi1dly @lospasstourist imo even unmodded it has merit and ive always loved it but its definitely a departure from the handling and vibes of the previous games for something a bit more grounded and realistic. mods still worth checking out tho

[849かずお @yashiki520]

Xtreme Master Saga for the past month or so.

[🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 @DukeSpiderMommy]

@SummerMoonNerd @mei_changu they already thought of that xd

Before:
"...choose a normal unit with only «Genesis» for its clan..."
After:
"...choose a ***non-sentinel*** normal unit with only «Genesis» for its clan..."

[💙 Nyxxie 💙 @deergyoza]

hot 20ft tall dragon women

[Tempura Person (c0mms CLOSED!) @tempura_person]

Well-endowed lady with insectoid features