ZODIN

[ZODIN @Duke_Merci]

If the world 🌎 becomes a better place, it will be uninhabitable.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Why is it that the first instinct of an average Nigerian is to beat a criminal suspect when caught?

[Success.ofsnaps @ThatSuccess_]

Toddlers will just wake up and start jumping around the house.
Can't you take some time to meditate? Think about your life and strategize?

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Foreign companies would come to Nigeria be running a program that pays workers and contractors well and as and when due. The moment they believe they established a stable system in Nigeria and hand over supervisory authority to Nigerians, BOOM!

Everything starts having hiccups. Everything delayed or entirely stopped. Employment of genuine experts die.

Who do you know or who sent you, starts. Everything starts to die.

Like government like peoples.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Life is cheaper for men when they’re single.

Life is cheaper for women when they’re in relationships.

Life becomes significantly more expensive for men when they’re married.

Remember that, gentlemen.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

No matter how well you raise your children, they are still potential victims of those who didn’t raise theirs right. You can teach your kids respect, discipline, values, and good character; but one poorly raised child in the same school, street, or neighbourhood can introduce violence, entitlement, bullying, or moral decay into their world.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Since I started M.A and A in 2023, I’ve never paid salaries on the 26th of the month before; 25th of the month is always sacrosanct, and for December, it’s either last working day of the year, which is usually before 25th.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I have made a lot of great decisions in my life but bringing in:

@Wizarab10 - Ambassador and Face of NeoStore

@OtitoNosike - Incharge of Articles and Blog for NeoStore

@iamqueenese - Ai content creator for NeoStore

has easily been the best so far.

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We have a lot of content like this across our major social media handles:👇👇👇

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Feel free to follow all and engage so you can know more about your Phones, Laptops, Electronics and gadgets in general.

I would really love the opportunity to be your plug.🤝

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

One fine girl is taking me to dinner today and I've asked her to buy me an outfit for the date.

Looks like the audacity of women produces results coz she agreed.

God will pvnish any broke, jobless girl from poor home wey near me.

We did not inherit the silence of our fathers.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

1. I am just broke and nobody is responsible for it.

2. Life goes on and people I think won’t survive without me giving them money actually survived.

3. My wife won’t/cant leave me if I go broke.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Are you allergic to planning and sponsoring a fun outing, and inviting him out?

After all, you're the one craving the experience.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

This doesn’t just apply to relationships. It applies to friends, family, even your parents.

Start giving your parents a monthly allowance and stop later because you’re broke, they’ll resent you. That gateman you give money to every day, the moment you stop, he’ll resent you too.

A gift is not supposed to be steady or predictable. Once it becomes expected, it stops being a gift and becomes an obligation.

Don’t start what you can’t sustain. Even good intentions become harmful in excess.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If it is on her status not my DM, she is fishing for external compliments, not mine. The other guy can go ahead. After all, the picture is posted for everyone to compliment.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

At a retirement party in Florida, a doctor sighed to a lawyer, “Every time I go to a party, folks start asking me for free medical advice.”

“It feels rude to tell them to make an appointment, but it’s getting out of hand.”

The lawyer smiled and said, “Simple—get the guest list from the host, then mail each of them a bill for your time.”

The doctor chuckled, “That’s actually a great idea. I might do that if it keeps happening.”

Well… it kept happening.

The next morning, the doctor sat down and wrote up bills for everyone who’d asked him questions.

He hesitated for a moment… then mailed them anyway.

Just as he was heading out the door, the mailman handed him an envelope.

Inside was a bill—from the lawyer.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Dear @vantage_suite

Good evening sir.

At https://t.co/7vCPnmyHLc , there is nothing else we are using our life to do.

We can have all 4 units of the Hisense 10HP Floor Standing AC delivered to you tomorrow.

Please kindly check your DM sir.

[Nyenwe Eli Iwhuruohna @nyerishii]

A CHRONOLOGY OF MILITARY AND CIVILIAN ADMINISTRATIONS IN RIVERS STATE SINCE 1967

by @nyerishii

MILITARY GOVERNORS
1. Alfred Diete-Spiff
May 28, 1967 - July 1975
Brass LGA, Bayelsa (Ijaw)

2. Zamani Lekwot
July 1975 - July, 1978
Zangon-Kataf LGA, Kaduna

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Here’s my wife’s book unveiling image. Please help me repost if this comes your way.

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

before you waste a lot of time in therapy trying to understand men, consider that Napoleon got volunteers to man a battery position with an almost 100% casualty rate by simply renaming it "the battery of not being a little bitch"

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

“Nonchalant” will regret the day it entered twitter ng 😭

Because the way people use that word now, you’d think it means wickedness, lack of care, emotional abuse, irresponsibility and satanism combined 😭

A lot of Nigerian women don’t even use “nonchalant” to describe actual nonchalance anymore. They use it for anything that doesn’t fit their preferred style of affection or communication.

If he’s not texting every 5 minutes = nonchalant.
If he’s not doing dramatic reassurance every day = nonchalant.
If he’s calm during arguments = nonchalant.
If he’s not loud about emotions = nonchalant.
If he’s not constantly panicking about losing you = nonchalant.

But being expressive and being loving are not the same thing.

And yes, somebody can absolutely love you and still be nonchalant.

Nonchalance in itself simply means being calm, unbothered, emotionally steady or not overly reactive. It is not automatically lack of love. Sometimes it’s just temperament. Personality. Upbringing. Emotional style.

Some people are highly expressive, always talking, always posting, always emotional, always doing grand gestures, and they will still lie, cheat, manipulate or disappear when it matters most.

A man can be soft spoken, reserved and lowkey yet genuinely love you with everything he has.

Another man can write threads about love, spam affection 24/7 and still not value you at all.

The problem is that social media has slowly redefined love into performance.

Now people think:
visible anxiety = love
constant validation = love
overreaction = love
public display = love

So the moment somebody is emotionally composed, suddenly they’re “nonchalant.”

Of course there ARE people who use “that’s just how I am” to excuse emotional neglect, poor communication and lack of effort. That one is different entirely. Somebody can be caring and still communicate badly. Somebody can be calm and still be inconsiderate.

But that still does not change the fact that nonchalance and love are two separate things.

You can be:
loving + nonchalant
loving + expressive
unloving + expressive
unloving + nonchalant

They are independent traits.

Twitter ng just heard one word and turned it into a criminal offense now😭