Taylor 🌸

you can’t arrest me, im the cake boss

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[🌙 @chanelszn_]

i was cheesing since last night for nicolandria just for this shit to end in 24hrs #LoveIslandUSA

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

severance s2ep4

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

why isnt anybody talking about how santa claus is coming to town. this is Huge

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

THINGS I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN:

• Driving at night

• Leaving my house at night

• Driving in the winter

• Leaving the house in winter

• Driving

• Leaving the house

[tommy ☁️ @contrarianshit]

me anytime jonathan bailey was on the screen during wicked

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

Scheana outside of Sur when the new #VanderpumpRules cast starts filming.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[emily🏝️9-1-1 spoilers @lightsforfitf]

“kamala supporters are crying” that is women mourning their future and dads crying for their daughters Do not piss me off