ethan

usually running or eating

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

people from pittsfield:

discussing discussing
hot dog ranch vs hot harry’s vs
teo’s chipotle

[mellipede @mellip3de]

the open wound i sprayed with brake cleaner is taking a long time to heal and it looks pretty fucked up

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

when you finally find a stream in HD but it’s in a foreign language

[O'Hearniac @ohearnmaniacs]

In case you were wondering if there was an evil cast over Skenes this season, here's the broadcast speaking in tongues ive never heard before

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

The Simpsons discourse 2,800 years from now

[BIG BODY BES @BigBodyBesNYC]

I COULD TELL BY UR MUSTACHE THAT YOU NEVA BEEN INVOLVED IN STREET RELATED ACTIVITIES!!!

[moidolite @moidolite]

I love being home because sometimes I catch my cat looking like Baron Harkonnen

[Bryn, Muppet Enthusiast @Brynbikes]

Gave us this great @pants moment too

[feral goblin @luckylamb420]

drinking 1000 beers and staying out till 1 billion o’clock

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Godzilla minus Zero is going to change my life

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

free folarin balogun

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

absolute bullshit

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

WHAT

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

don’t hear much about pie eating contests anymore

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

@AdamSchefter @agetzenberg why?

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

type shit

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

A Japanese girl recreate the poke flute moment to awaken Snorlax 💤🪈🇯🇵

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

red, orange, and yellow are cousins, blue and green are friends, indigo and violet are siblings, also blue is their cousin

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

lex luthor: superman you gotta try these turkish delights

[ethan @DumbEthanTweets]

@Elite_4_J tar shotted orthworm