Dr. Carlo Lombardi

SLEEEEEEP!

[エリー @ely_fyi]

if you put a waterfall in your video game and theres nothing behind it you should go to jail

[Kathleen Madigan @kathleenmadigan]

I'm sick of unfunny shit being called "jokes." I work hard at "jokes" so let's not use "it was just a joke" when u just wanna say fucked up shit. https://t.co/9LNvsp2KgL

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Where is the best place to nap?.... Jen's dress blues. According to… https://t.co/a7Oj5fl1QV

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Homemade pumpkin cheesecake with ginger snap cookie crust. https://t.co/HkGfwjBC8C

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Smoked Guoda, white cheddar, mozzarella, and ricotta "Macaroni" 'N… https://t.co/eUPzDHGxEc

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Smoke! That! Bird! https://t.co/aphfgBNrVQ

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Oh no, guys... mah turkey fell into pieces before it made it to the… https://t.co/FTnBCPf8rl

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

They are calling for rain in Florida tomorrow. Why wasn't I told about this?

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Just posted a video @ Lakewood Amphitheatre https://t.co/Yjm0gsTdtO

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Thank you @30SECONDSTOMARS for a killer show and experience!

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Nervous Dave says things before going on stage. https://t.co/BjjV1JZOss

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

We were invited on stage with Jared Leto and 30STM tonight. Sweet… https://t.co/zDEosSZ7RO

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Got on stage in front of thousands of people during the 30 Seconds to Mars concert..... no big deal.

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Jen is going TDY tomorrow for a couple of days. Better get to the grocery store and stock up on bread and cheese. Hashbrown:unsupervised

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump called Kim Jong Un a "smart cookie." That's crazy -- he reminds me more of a "murderous soft cheese."

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

I overheard an older gentleman order @McDonalds a double quarter pounder with cheese; medium rare. I admire his optimism. #shootforthestars

[Marilyn Manson @marilynmanson]

Sorry for your loss.

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

@DumbMumbles The "everything" in everything bagels is calories. Lots and lots of calories.

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Whenever my wife goes on a trip for work I just try to see how much bread and cheese I can eat while she's gone....it's a lot. #glutenfree

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Watching stay at home mothers painfully peel off black face is a form of reparations. Right?