The Jen Francis

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Portishead playing over the speakers at ATL, do they want everyone to start having sex????

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Airport sushi vs Jen Francis. Two contenders enter the ring . . .

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

WHY EVEN BUILD A TARGET IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SELL WINE THERE???

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

This night club is terrible - me, 0739, AGS

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

I'm going to eat everyone and everything

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

@DumbMumbles and I like to point at ladies on the TV and say "khaleesi . . ."

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

@cynicteacherman Poor Katniss. I probably had a less magical NJ experience than most who visit that state. I didn't practice archery or murder at all.

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

@cynicteacherman @cynicteacherman I will never argue with that conclusion. To be fair, I was leaving the frigid NJ wasteland. #northofthewall

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Crazy in the terminal w/ sweats, jacket, scarf, beanie, but on the plane, you're freezing and I look like a damned prophet. #northofthewall

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Was asked this morning if I'm a "grumpy butt". No, I'm not a grumpy butt, but I will fucking stab you, bitch. #northofthewall

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

@DumbMumbles Meanwhile at PHL, a wild man screams at an inconsiderate vending machine. #northofthewall

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Playing Spot The Service Member at ATL. So many tactical bags and high and tights. #northofthewall @DumbMumbles

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

The passenger list for flight DL1443 out of AGS includes myself and small children only. Fuqqqqq. #northofthewall

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

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[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

I've been a baaad girl. My husband is out of town . . . So I made French Onion Soup from scratch. So pungent. God, those croutons are huge.

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Standing at the end of my driveway, gin and tonic in a blender bottle, wearing sweatpants and waiting for an uber. This is 32.

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

I dont always drink Jaegerbombs, but when I do I drink them out of a stemless wine glass with ice like a classy bitch.

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Just posted a video @ Lakewood Amphitheatre https://t.co/Yjm0gsTdtO

[Dr. Carlo Lombardi @DumbMumbles]

Nervous Dave says things before going on stage. https://t.co/BjjV1JZOss

[The Jen Francis @jengimbles]

Thank you @30SECONDSTOMARS for a killer show and experience!