Eric Forman

I am Red Foreman's son and i like to be a smart ass, I am not affiliated with that 70's show [email protected]

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Walking in Africa I realize that they don't have a Fatso Burger anywhere!!! #thirdworldproblems

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

I don't need a shot before I go to Africa, so what if I get Yellow fever I could use a little color

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Forplay is getting really old Casey Smellso!

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Donna is really getting on my nerves these days, I mean who does she think she is walking around town with no bra

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Donna is really hurting my rep here in Point Place by writing these stories about our lives in medieval times

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

#IHatePeopleWho hate Star Wars, and are like it's not even realistic

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Working with my dad at the mufflers shop, I have no idea what any of this stuff is about

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

I hope Donna accepts my promise ring, it symbolizes our love

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Working at Fatso Burger has to be the worst job a 17 year old can have, I mean we don't even get a discount

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

I'm reminded everyday

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

I really wish Red would stop saying that I play with dolls, they are action figures get it right!!!

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

#WeCantDateIf you think my G.I. Joe collection of action figures is stupid

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

When I wake up in the morning I think to myself, how many times can Red call me a Dumbass today?

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Why does everyone laugh when I tell them that I broke up with Donna not the other way around?

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

If Donna really loved me, she would date other girls

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

I hate watching Casey Kelso hit on my Donna with his stupid Trans Am and his stupid handsomeness

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

Now I know why Kelso always took so much crap from Jackie, she's hot man! http://t.co/DM8vvh2P0c

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

#ThingsGuysDontSay I have a bonner

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

#WhySomePeopleAreDemocrats because in my dads words, " They are dumbasses"

[Eric Forman @DumbassForman]

"Hi welcome to Fatso Burger" the worst job I ever had