Dumbledore

[Andrew Wilkinson @AndrewWilk72]

We all know @MLBTheShow lacks attention to detail but re-creating one of the worst moments in American History during Twins opening day ceremony takes the cake… 😳
@ScrawnySlugger
@TheAntOrtiz
@DaddyDimmuTv
@YourFriendKyle_
@littlemann17
@TheScann

[Roger “Wordcount” Dorn @sirrogerdorn]

If her areolas don’t look like the safeties in cover 2 on madden I don’t want her

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

That didn’t take long 😭🕊️

(via @NFLMemes)

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

POV: Harry Kane checking the note from the Mexican Cartel telling him to keep it at 0 shots on target.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Skenes N’at @SkenesNat]

WHO TF IS AT FIRST BASE?!?!

[Publius Decius Mus @Borge_Baldwin]

Buc-ee’s whole concept was just “what if a gas station wasn’t owned by indians” and it’s a national phenomenon now.

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[Momo @_momopilled_]

LaMelo Ball driving on the icy roads of Minnesota

[Andy @itsnotandy__]

THIS is the tweet of the tournament

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Check engine light came on in my 15 Camry yesterday

Took it to my mechanic, looks like it needs a new transmission

Wants $8k to replace it

So I asked how long I’ll get if he clears the code until the light comes back

Says probably a week

So I did what any self-respecting retired person on a fixed income would do

Took it home, listed it on Facebook marketplace and sold it to some dumb 16 year old kid for $15k

I love being able to help the younger generation

[THE RANGER @daiyan_henley11]

Droughts seem to be ending

[Dumbledore @Dumbledore37]

@MLFootball Homie shot a 100% contested layup and is tryna say he tried drawing a foul🥱

[Peyton @TowryPeyton]

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest pit stop of all time

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA when he can’t win the game by foul baiting

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[Crilly @m_acrylic]

drake... wheres the house?

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Boston sports in 2026

Celtics blow 3-1 lead
Patriots blown out in Super Bowl
Red Sox aren’t a playoff team
Bruins lost in playoffs

Back in the basement you go Boston

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Watching Avs vs Wild as a neutral fan