Dumile Mzimela

@Dumile

Hopeless dreamer; Work in progress; Epic Conversationalist; lover of ideas; CEO of my life; Amateur Economist/Financial Engineer

in my pants

Joined March 2009

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Dumile Mzimela @Dumile

about 1 month ago

😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🏆🏆🏆🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Arsenal

@Arsenal

about 1 month ago

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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ESPN Africa

@ESPNAfrica

1 day ago

South Africa's World Cup started with defeat and two red cards vs. Mexico. They still managed to finish second in their group and advance to the last 32. No DNA, just RSA 😮🇿🇦

ESPNAfrica's tweet photo. South Africa's World Cup started with defeat and two red cards vs. Mexico.

They still managed to finish second in their group and advance to the last 32.

No DNA, just RSA 😮🇿🇦 https://t.co/5ioysr7psx

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Koshiek Karan

@iamkoshiek

10 days ago

Youth unemployment in South Africa currently stands at 45.8% ‼️😕 a staggering 4.7m young people are locked out of the economy with no jobs it’s a national crisis when so much potential & talent evaporates into an economically lost generation

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Dumile Mzimela @Dumile

13 days ago

@kiri_ng_social @DailyAFC @HandofArsenal PAà

Who to follow

Muskii

@lifestyle_ca

Super Producer Sports Junkie

Rudzani

@Rudzani0952

🇿🇦for supervision and control

Skylar

@AtchusYou

Music genius, Dalmatian Daddy. Davy is the #1 ruler of the house hold.

Dumile Mzimela @Dumile

26 days ago

Arsenal playing against 12 men 💔#psgars #UCLFINAL

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Dumile Mzimela @Dumile

about 1 month ago

@piersmorgan Please don't be gross and defile our club!

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EasyEquities

@EasyEquities

2 months ago

💸 Dividends This Week 💸 🇿🇦 ZAR Account 🇿🇦 ▪️ JSE Group Limited • Will be paying R10.61 per share (R9.61 Ordinary and R1.00 Special). • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Weaver Fintech Limited • Will be paying R1.32 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Growthpoint Properties Limited • Will be paying R0.66 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ CA Sales Holdings Limited • Will be paying R0.28 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Rainbow Chicken Limited • Will be paying R0.15 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ OUTsurance Group Limited • Will be paying R1.51 per share (R1.207 Ordinary and R0.303 Special). • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Standard Bank Group Limited • Will be paying R8.78 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Heriot REIT Limited • Will be paying R0.66 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ SA Corporate Real Estate Limited • Will be paying R0.13 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Thungela Resources Limited • Will be paying R2.00 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Advtech Limited • Will be paying R0.73 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 April 2026 ▪️ Choppies Enterprises Limited • Will be paying 1.0 thebe per share. • Exchange rate date – 13 April 2026 • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 29 April 2026 ▪️ Quilter PLC • Will be paying R0.94 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 18 May 2026 🇺🇸 USD Account 🇺🇸 ▪️ American Tower Corporation • Will be paying $1.79 per share. • Last trading date – 13 April 2026 • Payment date – 28 April 2026 ▪️ AbbVie Inc • Will be paying $1.73 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 15 May 2026 ▪️ Freeport-McMoRan Inc • Will be paying $0.15 per share ($0.075 Base and $0.075 Variable). • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 01 May 2026 ▪️ Abbott Laboratories • Will be paying $0.63 per share. • Last trading date – 14 April 2026 • Payment date – 15 May 2026 ▪️ Futu Holdings Limited • Will be paying $2.60 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 29 April 2026 ▪️ Diageo Plc • Will be paying $0.80 per share. • Last trading date – 16 April 2026 • Payment date – 04 June 2026 ▪️ Revvity Inc • Will be paying $0.07 per share. • Last trading date – 16 April 2026 • Payment date – 08 May 2026 ▪️ Weibo Corporation • Will be paying $0.61 per share. • Last trading date – 16 April 2026 • Payment date – 22 May 2026 ▪️ Caterpillar Inc • Will be paying $1.51 per share. • Last trading date – 17 April 2026 • Payment date – 19 May 2026 ▪️ Zoetis Inc • Will be paying $0.53 per share. • Last trading date – 17 April 2026 • Payment date – 02 June 2026 ▪️ Colgate-Palmolive Company • Will be paying $0.53 per share. • Last trading date – 17 April 2026 • Payment date – 15 May 2026 ▪️ Dell Technologies Inc • Will be paying $0.63 per share. • Last trading date – 20 April 2026 • Payment date – 01 May 2026 ▪️ Ferrari NV • Will be paying €3.61 per share. • Last trading date – 20 April 2026 • Payment date – 05 May 2026 🇬🇧 GBP Account 🇬🇧 ▪️ Antofagasta PLC • Will be paying $0.48 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 11 May 2026 ▪️ London Stock Exchange Group PLC • Will be paying £1.03 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 20 May 2026 ▪️ Unite Group Plc • Will be paying £0.24 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 29 May 2026 ▪️ Diageo Plc • Will be paying $0.20 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 04 June 2026 ▪️ ConvaTec Group PLC • Will be paying £0.03 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 28 May 2026 🇪🇺 EUR Account 🇪🇺 ▪️ ING Groep N.V. • Will be paying €0.73 per share. • Last trading date – 15 April 2026 • Payment date – 24 April 2026 ▪️ Mercedes-Benz Group AG • Will be paying €3.50 per share. • Last trading date – 16 April 2026 • Payment date – 21 April 2026 🇦🇺 AUD Account 🇦🇺 ▪️ Washington H.Soul Pattinson & Co Ltd • Will be paying AU$0.48 per share. • Last trading date – 17 April 2026 • Payment date – 14 May 2026 💡 Tip: Keep an eye on the last trading dates - dividends only count if you’re holding in time. https://t.co/MtDNuQ7Fdy | #EasyEquities

Dumile Mzimela @Dumile

2 months ago

It's starting to feel like a curse 🙆🏽😥

United Insider

@Utdnsider

2 months ago

Arsenal league finished since 2005. 2005 - 2nd Chelsea won 2006 - 4th Chelsea won 2007 - 4th Manchester united won 2008 - 3rd Manchester united won 2009 - 4th Manchester united won 2010 - 3rd Chelsea won 2011 - 4th Manchester united won 2012 - 3rd Manchester city won 2013 - 4th Manchester united won 2014 - 4th Manchester city won 2015 - 3rd Chelsea won 2016 - 2nd Leicester won 2017 - 5th Chelsea won 2018 - 6th Manchester city won 2019 - 5th Manchester city won 2020 - 8th Liverpool won 2021 - 8th Manchester city won 2022 - 5th Manchester city won 2023 - 2nd Manchester city won 2024 - 2nd Manchester city won 2025 - 2nd Liverpool won. 2026 - ?????

Utdnsider's tweet photo. Arsenal league finished since 2005.

2005 - 2nd Chelsea won
2006 - 4th Chelsea won
2007 - 4th Manchester united won
2008 - 3rd Manchester united won
2009 - 4th Manchester united won
2010 - 3rd Chelsea won
2011 - 4th Manchester united won
2012 - 3rd Manchester city won
2013 - 4th Manchester united won
2014 - 4th Manchester city won
2015 - 3rd Chelsea won
2016 - 2nd Leicester won
2017 - 5th Chelsea won
2018 - 6th Manchester city won
2019 - 5th Manchester city won
2020 - 8th Liverpool won
2021 - 8th Manchester city won
2022 - 5th Manchester city won
2023 - 2nd Manchester city won
2024 - 2nd Manchester city won
2025 - 2nd Liverpool won.
2026 - ?????

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Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

3 months ago

South Africa played a key role in NASA's Artemis II mission in terms of deep space tracking and communications. The South African National Space Agency provides vital tracking, telemetry, and ranging data through the Hartebeesthoek Ground Station (HartRAO).

AfricaFactsZone's tweet photo. South Africa played a key role in NASA's Artemis II mission in terms of deep space tracking and communications.

The South African National Space Agency provides vital tracking, telemetry, and ranging data through the Hartebeesthoek Ground Station (HartRAO). https://t.co/t5bVrQTqOn

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NASA

@NASA

3 months ago

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

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NASA

@NASA

3 months ago

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

NASA's tweet photo. Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl https://t.co/6jWINHkDLh

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Proudly South African 🇿🇦

@SayEntrepreneur

3 months ago

R889 BILLION pledged at the 2026 Investment Conference. And the best part? 75% is LOCAL capital. The heavy hitters: 🪨 Sasol — R60 Billion 🏗️ Cornubia (KZN) — R25 Billion 📡 MTN — R21 Billion 🚗 Toyota (KZN) — R10.4 Billion Target: R2 Trillion by 2028.

SayEntrepreneur's tweet photo. R889 BILLION pledged at the 2026 Investment Conference.

And the best part? 75% is LOCAL capital.

The heavy hitters:
🪨 Sasol — R60 Billion
🏗️ Cornubia (KZN) — R25 Billion
📡 MTN — R21 Billion
🚗 Toyota (KZN) — R10.4 Billion

Target: R2 Trillion by 2028. https://t.co/evT9a6F0Ro

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Team South Africa

@OfficialTeamRSA

3 months ago

A truly historic moment for Team SA. 🇿🇦 Puseletso Mabote has delivered an outstanding performance in the T63 400m, setting a new world record time of 1:00.74. #TeamSA #ForMyCountry

OfficialTeamRSA's tweet photo. A truly historic moment for Team SA. 🇿🇦

Puseletso Mabote has delivered an outstanding performance in the T63 400m, setting a new world record time of 1:00.74.

#TeamSA #ForMyCountry https://t.co/nFZnQUs8Dg

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David (TalkingCents)

@talkcentss

3 months ago

This isn’t an April Fool’s joke.

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David (TalkingCents)

@talkcentss

3 months ago

𝗪𝗮𝗿, 𝗢𝗶𝗹, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱 🇿🇦 The South African Reserve Bank (SARB) just mapped out two possible futures for South Africa's economy. They stress tested two scenarios based on the ongoing Middle East conflict and its impact on oil prices and the Rand. 𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝟭: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸 If the conflict ends within 2 months, oil averages just under $100/barrel, and the Rand stays 5% weaker against the dollar. Then, inflation rises above 4%, the SARB hikes rates once in 2026, and we're back to the 3% inflation target by 2027. 𝗦𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝟮: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻 The war drags on for over a year, oil stays above $100/barrel, and the rand is 10% weaker. Then, inflation breaks above 5%, rates get hiked several times, and South Africa doesn't reach its new 3% inflation target until 2028. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 The SARB themselves admitted in today's press conference that whichever scenario plays out depends on geopolitics, something no economist can reliably predict. In 2022, they thought the Ukraine conflict would last 6 months. It's now 2026! For now, their base case is that the shock is temporary, but the next few months of data will be telling. 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗼 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗪𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗢𝗻?