Dummy Xavier

I’m an actual dummy running for governor of California

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[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@Janet89285408 @latimes @XavierBecerra Not for long! God doesn’t miss!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

Is it weird that I’m running for Governor even though my chief of staff pleaded guilty last month in federal court to stealing $225,000 in campaign funds?

Is it desperate to post this the same day the @latimes dropped an article exposing the millions in corporate money backing me - and the influence those donors expect?

Is it unserious that I run from press and have only presented one plan for free laundry from 1-3pm?

Weird. Desperate. Unserious.

[Xavier Becerra @XavierBecerra]

Weird. Desperate. Unserious.

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@PLxix91388 @SteveHiltonx @XavierBecerra In my Sacramento group chat with @GavinNewsom @NancySkinnerCA @RobBonta and a couple other buddies we call that ‘highway robbery’ 😉

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@AGRothenpieler @XavierBecerra No not at all. According to my @ouraring I sleep like a baby! The only recent spike I’ve had was when my former chief of staff Sean McCluskie pleaded guilty in federal court last month for stealing campaign funds - with my authorization (but I lied and said I didn’t know).

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@singdancemonkey @XavierBecerra I already gave you Power Hour! Stop being so greedy!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

Free electricity, 1 - 3pm. You’re welcome, California.

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@idontpostxxx @XavierBecerra Only $180?? When I’m governor I’ll
make sure that increases!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

Looking at my donor list explains why my top priority for California is to build more housing

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

I made that DMV post attacking @SteveHiltonx so you’d think I’m here to serve you.
Then @latimes drops the truth: I serve whoever pays me.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

🚨 BREAKING: Xavier Becerra confirms he will KEEP the DMV, keep vehicle registration the highest in the country. Thanks for supporting my campaign @XavierBecerra! I guess he really is @DummyXavierB

My plan: Abolish the DMV, $73 vehicle registration

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! ✊

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

No - because then I’d have to explain the $4.8B in no-bid contracts to contractors with zero kids experience.
That’s how 300,000+ got trafficked so easily.
Horrible fiscal decisions. Kids’ safety disregarded. No wonder Joe Biden told the @latimes he refuses to endorse me for Governor

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@BuddyGreen60085 @SteveHiltonx @latimes The politically correct term is dummy 😊 I also can be called a puppet since the dems gotta put their hand up my behind to make me talk

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

Unfortunately for me, he actually has a great plan to cut costs across the board by reducing wasteful spending in Sacramento. We pay 250,000 bureaucrats (including people like Nancy Skinner, who banned your tires) six-figure salaries to make Californians’ lives more difficult.

He’s going to reduce the wasteful headcount. He’s also going to cancel high-speed rail to nowhere and funding fraudulent NGOs. That’s billions right there.

He’s really thought all of this through. All of his plans are thoroughly broken down on his website. I’ve read them all. I have one plan for free laundry from 1-3 but I’m working on more now I just need some more time!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@californiapost 36 years of political experience really pays off 😉

[Latino Free Minds 🇺🇸 @LatinoFreeMinds]

@KTBFFHCHELS94 explaining how @SteveHiltonx represents him…

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@BuddyGreen60085 @SteveHiltonx @XavierBecerra Absolutely. That’s the only reason I’m here. I’m the doormat Democrat. Everything stays the same, except worse - at your taxpayer expense - because everyone will step on me to get what they want

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@DickSlapperman3 @SteveHiltonx @XavierBecerra Sounds a little low to me. When in governor we’re going to have to do something about that!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

https://t.co/EtZdoXGdMx

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

Nnnno @GavinNewsom don’t do me like that. We’re supposed to be in this together! The California Axis of Evil remember?

[Steve Hilton For Governor @TeamSteveHilton]

Yes! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Vote @SteveHiltonx for governor! 😎☀️

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@Hunter_Eagleman That’s what he gets for turning on me and endorsing Steve Hilton!!

[Dummy Xavier @DummyXavierB]

@VMSwiderski Thank you! Tell all your friends about me