Duncan Martin

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I will fight them in the boulangeries. I will fight them in the boutique artisan bakeries. I will fight them in the Starbucks. I will fight them in the Wild Bean Cafes. I will never surrender.

[Duncan Martin @DuncanCMartin]

@tomwhoscontrary Happy birthday to you too! 😁

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Tory MPs: save time with my handy universal resignation letter. #BindependenceDay

[Tom Hughes 💙 @DrTEHughes]

So as promised. Thread no. 1. on the dreaded LT1.

I will try and keep these pretty brief, address some common misconceptions and give some practical points (I hope)

So, LT1, or Lactate Threshold 1. Sometimes called the Aerobic Threshold (although I think that is a bad name)

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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

- MPs jumping ship while he’s at the Titanic quarter
- Being photographed under a big exit sign
- Literally rebuilding a red wall

ALL IN ONE DAY.

He is the Mozart of shit campaigning.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

The way to explain London is this: this man called Count Binface, who really did change his legal name to Count Binface, and, as you can hopefully see, has a bin face, stood in the election for Mayor, and, when the results were announced, he got more votes than the far right did.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.

[michael wave @michael___wave]

who do you vote for if you think there should be more benefits? who do you vote for if you think there’s sometimes ways to help people be less ill, or even prevent disabilities, that aren’t “cutting benefits”?

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

Track leadership is idiotic: Learmonth met qualification but UK declined to take him to home championship

If this were the NBA, it'd be like a team declining a playoff spot because the owners didn't think they had a chance to win the title because they were an 8 seed...

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

This is great. Now let’s have every police force in the country do it routinely until we get to the point where a) all the current bike thief gangs are in prison, and b) the new gangs are disincentivised because any bike could be a bait bike

[Rumble Museum @RumbleMuseum]

We're holding a Technology through Time Story and Artefact Collection Afternoon on Tuesday 19th March! There will be activity stalls, artefact displays, and refreshments. All ages welcome, and you don't need to share a story or bring an object to attend! https://t.co/Izn7RS48Br

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

Finally, fathers are using their large sons for good and not for crime.

[Chris Brookmyre @cbrookmyre]

It is hard to feel compassion towards someone who goes abroad to support a radical group that detests our country's values, but she was clearly not bright enough to know better, and that's why I don't think Liz Truss should be stripped of her citizenship.

[Anneliese Dodds @AnnelieseDodds]

Lee Anderson’s comments are unambiguously racist and Islamophobic.

Rishi Sunak needs to immediately remove the whip.

If he is too weak, then people will take their own view of the modern Conservative Party.

[Sarmo @sarm0161]

May be a generation thing but lamongst the many things Thatcher hated, even more than the North, which is going some, was football fans. Her government’s conspiracy post Hillsborough wasn’t just an assault on Liverpool. It was an attack on every single person who went the match.

[Anas Sarwar @AnasSarwar]

This is disgusting. Racism and Islamophobia normalised.

There is no place for Islamophobia, Antisemitism or any other form of prejudice or hate.

Will the @Conservatives act?

[Jonathan Ashworth @JonAshworth]

Dangerous conspiracy theories.

Vile Islamophobia.

My letter to @RishiSunak demanding he withdraws the whip from Truss and Anderson.

Sunak has a clear choice: show some backbone and withdraw the whip or be forever known as too weak to take them on.

[Rumble Museum @RumbleMuseum]

Our Amazing Brain Festival is TOMORROW! 3.45 - 6pm. A range of brain-themed stalls and activities, an animatronic T-Rex, Brain Exhibition by @NDCNOxford, refreshments - and talk by neuroscientist @sophiescott! All ages welcome. https://t.co/XCO3eOcUuo

[Cameron Mason @camerooney_]

Worlds Team Relay 🥈 Hurts a bit to be so close. But respect to Aubin and France 👏 Team GB smashed it, love this event and love how strong we are as a nation🇬🇧

I’m in a good place, ready to give it all on Sunday ⚔️
📸 @swpix_cycling

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Let's stop pretending that police in the UK are impartial enforcers of the law. They roll back democracy to clear the path for corporate power.
https://t.co/glSvDZDREH