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@scribe9104 Indians children are suffering from malnutrition & hunger & all u care abt is SRK’s son! Wat kind of a brain dead logic is this!

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@Rockone96014256 @aviralbhat Wat’s d point of higher GDP if d quality of life is dismal?

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@PanickarS @AskPerplexity Are there any publicly available evidence that Sadarul’s family participated in or orchestrated any alleged religious conversion efforts? If not, why are sanghis like Sreejith Panickar so obsessed with this news?

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@BesuraTaansane Brain dead sanghis are complaining about “personality”🤣🙏

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@MEAIndia Taliban - India’s only ally in South Asia🙏

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@RishiJoeSanu Yeah, in a Shavarama shop🤣

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@Manohar_278 @CommonBS786OM Bjp govt can definitely control a pipe & water pump!

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@Amara__Don @mannnind @KramitaPat22124 Oh, u shifted goal post! Typical brain dead sanghi! Now provide an example where DR “supported” them! Or, by “support”, u mean “questioning incarceration of ppl without trial”? It’s like I am debating with a donkey over here!

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@PanickarS Govt’s financial crisis & “issues with Centre” r literally problems created by Centre itself, where ur big daddy sits 😭
U ppl keep licking Centre’s ass 24/7 while they keep squeezing non BJP states, then suddenly act shocked like “hw to deal with Centre pressure saar” 🤡

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@Amara__Don @mannnind @KramitaPat22124 Abe chomu, if DR questions only BJP ruled states, that makes him anti BJP, not anti national 😭 Now explain one thing properly… how exactly is he anti national? Give me even 1 solid example, 1 valid point, or 1 actual explanation instead of WhatsApp University forwards.

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@divya_gandotra Thank god BJP brain rot influencers have at least acknowledged that their incel brothers in Bengal are destroying public infrastructure!

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@ShivAroor @zoo_bear @DrAMSinghvi Singhvi bashed the Governor’s actions, but u didn’t, u will never have the balls to do that!

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@changisgod @TARUNspeakss We r not talkin TMC, not BJP!

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India 2026, Q1: Welcome to the Age of Absurdity!

**1. The Age of Fake Everything**

We are officially living in the golden era of fake. Fake toothpaste, fake paneer, fake soya chaap, fake eggs, even fake liquor that can probably kill you faster than the problems you are trying to forget. And now, even music is not real. AI is churning out songs while originality is on ventilator support. Quality control has become a joke. Nobody checks, nobody cares. Consuming garbage is normal now. Survival itself feels like a gamble. You don’t know if what you’re eating will nourish you or slowly poison you.

**2. Influencers Over Integrity**

Influencers are everything now. Creators have lost their original edge. The same people who once felt raw, honest, even rebellious, have now become polished industry insiders. Everything is antiseptic, staged, brand safe. Not because they want to create, but because they want to keep the deals coming. Corporate money decides what gets said and what gets buried. Critical thinking has been replaced by careful scripting. It is almost funny how many people who were once called cool or profound have quietly pivoted. Today they echo mainstream narratives, align with corporate interests, and play safe just to stay relevant. Authenticity has been traded for ad revenue.

**3. Cinema Over Country**

And in the middle of all this, what is the national conversation? A brainless propaganda film like Duranthar. That is the level we have reached. Economy collapsing, people struggling for basic things like LPG cylinders, roads breaking down every few months, but no, let’s discuss a movie. Even worse, films have entered political speeches. When the PM start referencing commercial cinema to stay relevant, you know the bar is not just low, it is underground. It is bizarre, it is embarrassing, and yet people are clapping.

**4. Pollution is the New Normal**

High AQI is no longer news. It is just another day. Breathing toxic air has become routine. Instead of reducing pollution, it feels like the focus is on hiding the numbers. Adjust the data, tweak the reports, make it look “manageable”. Problem solved on paper, lungs still suffering in reality. We have normalised slow poisoning of an entire population.

**5. Heatwave Apocalypse Incoming**

India is topping charts again, but not the ones to be proud of. Some of the hottest cities in the world are here. April is just the trailer. May will be the real horror show. Thousands, maybe lakhs, will suffer or die. And still, no urgency, no serious preparation, no clear communication. With all the technology we have today, forecasting is not the issue. Action is. But action only comes after tragedy, never before. As always, we wait for bodies to count before we pretend to care.

**6. The Great Escape into Absurdity**

At this point, what do you even do? Criticise and hope for change? That feels like shouting into a void. The system is not just broken, it is comfortably broken. So the only options left are either to lose your mind or laugh at the madness. India right now feels like a car in freefall. No brakes, no driver, nothing. Just speed and chaos. And instead of trying to fix it, people are busy arguing about background music.

So maybe that is the final stage. Accept the absurdity. Sit back and watch. Because trying to make sense of this country in 2026 is the most illogical thing you can do.

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@divya_000007 Wen did he praise him?

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@timesofindia Was it cut fruit or the whole one?

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@NilkanthMandani Temple is not “tourism”!

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@tehseenp He called India hellhole despite erupting walls to cover slum areas in Ahmedabad the last time he visited India😆

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@harshils @haaris_officl @HPhobiaWatch Abe chomu, she was just an employee with a salary of hardly 15k, not any HR manager! This detail is already out! R u brain dead or wot?

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@TARUNspeakss I can understand stealing stuff like hair dryer (only if it’s a branded one like Dyson) 😆, but y wud u steal bath towels? Those towels r used by atleast a 1000 people, y wud u take that? 🤮