Ser Duncan the Tall

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[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

@Ahmad4ISRL A little advice for you:

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

This is nothing. Tonight I watched a sparkler lit outside one of Toronto's many soviet-style blockish buildings. Canada's culture coursed through my veins.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Watch live: France rings in the New Year with an eight minutes fireworks display over Champs Elysees and Arc de Triomphe in Paris - https://t.co/7cZEFUpyi2 https://t.co/dnit4xyIau

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Egg always celebrated new years by recycling his pizza boxes. Yet one year the Romanians still found him. They were a remarkably resourceful sort.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Egg was a man like any other. At least according to Jordan Peterson.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Once again, I rise.

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I am the true victim.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

“We need to get Westeros back to work. The cure cannot be worse than the disease.” - Egg, on whether his royal attendants should be given time to feed the castle fires to stave off frostbite.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

@andibrotten Pseudopod.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

I’ll be damned if I wash my hands, coronavirus or no coronavirus.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

I am the true soul of Egg trapped in this body. Trapped in his body is my soul. That is why he has always behaved like me and I have always behaved like him.

[Ser Jaemes, Knight of the Broken Heart @KOfTheBH]

@DunkTheLunk I was more referring to your parental origins and the like that your life truly is...Arlan was not who he said he was...and you are not who you believe you are.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

True. For example, since birth, I have never looked left out of fear that I will discover I have no left arm.

[Ser Jaemes, Knight of the Broken Heart @KOfTheBH]

@DunkTheLunk there's a lot about yourself you should know...

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Egg used to masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein without Harvey’s permission.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Trump made you who you are. Trump made me who I am.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Time to buy a dog. https://t.co/Jb0BsnKX7Z

[Kevin Carter @wapimaskwa69]

Canada's top court just ruled that oral sex with animals is technically legal https://t.co/fGPBKUc8Lt Peanut butter sales expected to rise

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

In Westeros, Egg always used to wish all the mother's a happy mother's day, even the fat ones.

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Yet I am right here https://t.co/fybcWA5IOP

[Becky @RebeccaPHD]

I can't take much more of this missing you.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Follower, you may be comforted by the knowledge that my greatest tweets are yet to come.

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

So my Tinder profile is "Prepare for the best Knight of your life."

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A better title for it would be "Worse than the Books" https://t.co/jeXyD1e2zu

[Builder’s Remedy @Builders_Remedy]

Words are wind: The title of episode 1 of season 6 is "The Red Woman" https://t.co/icI1vKitRS #gameofthrones #asoiaf

[Ser Duncan the Tall @DunkTheLunk]

Egg always said how he wanted to make Westeros great again. He spelt it "gr8" so we knew he meant business.