Phil Dunphy

A fan account posting quotes of #PhilDunphy from #ModernFamily . Snapchat: PhilDunphyQuote

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Seriously though, a Gryffindoor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that? #ModernFamily #PhilDunphy

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail. #ModernFamily

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Always look people in the eye, even if they're blind. Just say, "I'm looking you in the eye."
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I'm terrified of motorcycles, but sometimes you do things to prove you're still a man. Same reason I got that henna tattoo.
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[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be "Pantserella." #modernfamily

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

If my son thinks me as one of his idiotic friends, then I've succeeded as a Dad.

[Christopher @NBchristopher]

Joakim Löw right now:
#WorldCup2014

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Brazil is out.

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Add me on SNAPCHAT for stories like these. Name: PhilDunphyQuote. #modernfamily

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Okay guys, I admit - i am a professional soccer referee.

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Sometimes you just need to ask your self what I would do. #WWPDD

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Philsosophy.

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Calm down, I'm married. “@brunettebarbzz: Phil Dunphy. dilf.”

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@SJohnson831 thanks for following mate!

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@SwimPhony @Chaitanya_13 How could you give up on me? I'm disappointed.

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Scary movies? I've seen ghostbusters like seven times!?

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

You can call me whatever you want; Phil, Vitamin P, P Daddy.

[Phil Dunphy @DunphyQuotes]

Can we reach 4000 followers tonight? Retweet this and share with all your friends!

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This is real life Hailey, not an excellent movie!