mmkay ultra

just a simple simian making my way through the 5-star hotel we call twitter // main: @IsaacRabbani

[mmkay ultra @DunstonTweets]

bro i swear to god if you keep on like this the tickle monster is coming tf out

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the text i just sent to get back in her good graces. Lord guide my hand

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You peel back like 1.5 layers from any normie and revealed to you are forms of insanity that are creative and beautiful

[mmkay ultra @DunstonTweets]

referring to a manic episode as a mani epi like it’s a salon activity

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White people be having names like Cooper and Fenimore and James

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(sign at the cereal protest) Let this be what crunchatizes you

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One must imagine Sisyphus crapping…

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doing castle doctrine when someone knocks on the bathroom stall

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shark yank and they’re jacking off

[mmkay ultra @DunstonTweets]

gonna start wearing a lance armstrong mask when I’m biking so that when drivers honk at me i can turn around and be like, “wow. do you know who you’re honking at? lance armstrong”

[mmkay ultra @DunstonTweets]

They shoulda called him Walt Shitman. Because shit, man, I really appreciate this guy’s poetry!!

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in heaven referring to people who didn’t get raptured as “earthtards”

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Could you imagine the rage right now for what they did to his father.

He saw it, he saw it all.

I pray the world can handle his wrath

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@pipe_wench It’s preston and eve not preston and steve

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The Long Cock by Stepeen King

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Why is it giving

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Rudy is out of the hospital and back doing his podcast.

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women’s voices

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What would you place in the raised area

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@EvnYourHoneyDew That’s called solo mono and we don’t talk to them

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wha the fuck is “solo poly” I will kill you

[mmkay ultra @DunstonTweets]

the current most likely future is not just Trump getting elected. in the next four years, maybe even as a result of losing, Biden probably dies, and then because of ceremony/bipartisanship/whatever Trump is invited to the funeral and delivers just the most inappropriate eulogy