gonna start wearing a lance armstrong mask when I’m biking so that when drivers honk at me i can turn around and be like, “wow. do you know who you’re honking at? lance armstrong”
the current most likely future is not just Trump getting elected. in the next four years, maybe even as a result of losing, Biden probably dies, and then because of ceremony/bipartisanship/whatever Trump is invited to the funeral and delivers just the most inappropriate eulogy