Our babysitter charged us for eight hours when she only worked four.
She usually comes at 6 and leaves around 10. That's the standing arrangement.
Friday's invoice said 4 p.m. to midnight.
I texted her Saturday morning.
"Invoice says 4–12. You weren't here at 4."
She replied: "I was around. You guys weren't home yet."
I checked the doorbell camera. She was at our door at 5:57. No earlier clip. No car in the driveway.
I sent her the screenshot. She went quiet.
Then she sent a photo of a receipt from the diner two streets over. 4:37 p.m. Two kids' meals.
I called her. "Who were you with?"
"Our daughter."
Our daughter had been at my mom's until we got home. I still had the texts to prove it.
So I asked the obvious question.
"Then whose kid was on that receipt?"….
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