Not Sam Cane

Not Sam Cane

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

World Cup predictions.

Group stages:

Most goals scored: France (15).

Most goals conceded: Iraq (19).

Tightest group: Group F (all on 4 points).

Biggest overachievers: Uzbekistan, finishing 2nd in Group K.

Biggest underachievers: Netherlands, finishing 4th in Group F.

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

At least with Maguire not there I thought it was pretty nailed on Konza and Guehi started after not conceding a goal all qualifying.

So one of them has been dropped for a bloke with less than 500 minutes of league football this season.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

John Stones training at West Palm Beach today. Expected to start v Croatia in Dallas. Poignant moment. Stones trained in Miami before 2014 World Cup, standby player, one cap v Ecuador, his second, and then flew home. 85 appearances later … big player for #ENG

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@redstewpot To raise the ceiling of the squad he’s one of a small selection, all cost around £100mil

All our other options are projects for the future.

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

Signing a bunch of squad players in multiple positions and letting our number 1 target go to our rivals because Ten Hag gutted the squad and filled it with absolute bums in every position.

[mooresy @jamesmoores_]

Would be the dream but United can’t justify that fee when we’ve got so much other work to do, alas🕊️

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

Jordan Henderson’s keepy uppies before missing his penalty vs Colombia

Jordan Henderson vs Croatia

Lampards goal vs Germany

[BEN @afc_ben10]

Which World Cup moment is BURNED into your brain forever?

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

“Hair”style

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

He looks SO Handsome

Sadiq Khan showcases his new hairstyle.

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Dan__B94 The other three are so bad I’m sat here thinking 25/26 is alright

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Dan__B94 Well it’s Juventus so corrected the typo

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

Dictator who!?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔚 Dusan Vlahović will leave Juventus as free agent this summer, club confirms. 💣

Juventus director Chiellini: “I’m sad, I wanted Dusan to stay as he cares about out club… but wants 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲”.

“At current salary conditions, he will NOT stay in Italy”.

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Dan__B94 @Charlanardo @JDanial89 A good joke not appreciated by men in their 30s*

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

DEI training is going to be scrapped

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A number of officers in Hampshire Police, responsible for the arrest of Henry Nowak, said they felt "controlled and pressured to feel certain ways" after receiving mandatory DEI training

[@billcurtis0]

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Charlanardo @Dan__B94 @JDanial89 I didn’t make an error. I know the animals didn’t ask you to call them Turkiye

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Dan__B94 @Charlanardo @JDanial89 They asked you to call them that

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Charlanardo @JDanial89 @Dan__B94 Turkiyes

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@Dan__B94 @JDanial89 @Charlanardo they should be banned

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@JDanial89 @Charlanardo @Dan__B94 I refuse to shop at L*dl and A*di

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

@JDanial89 @Charlanardo @Dan__B94 Do Lidl even do real turkiyes?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

More heatwaves likely as warmer-than-normal summer forecast https://t.co/qE74zwiuiE

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

Why is the Islamic Regime carrying out assassinations in the UK?

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Norway teen was in UK to 'undertake a hit' - court https://t.co/Haqv7O8RXJ

[Not Sam Cane @NotSamCane]

Would’ve bet on Ayoub Khan siding with the murderer on this case

[Ayoub Khan MP @AyoubKhanMP]

The callous murder of Henry Novak by one depraved person must never be used to vilify an entire community. I stand in solidarity with our Sikh Community.