DurtyDans🪓

manual machinist, fabricator, enthusiast of things.

[Monica @Monica1197471]

Tony Hinchcliffe Meets The Blackest Guy Alive.

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Same guy who got cancelled for his Asian jokes between 😂

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Israel took this from you

[GamingButCursed 💀 @GamingButCursed]

More marketing we will never get again.

Starry Night (2006)

[Rebs Gaming @Mr_Rebs_]

Here’s all of the Halo Campaign Evolved gameplay from the new cinematic story trailer, including our first look at the shotgun! #HaloCampaignEvolved

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

God forbid Bob Lazar starts feeling himself.

[Nick Calandra @nickjcal]

I really had no idea.

I thought the covenant was glassing planets but it turns out they were just turning everyone bisexual.

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

This movie was one of the best things to hit the screens for about 3 seconds

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

This is how Dads feel when the door bell rings

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

According to my sources in the White House, you’re gay lmao

[Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric]

There is a Stone Age tribal war happening in Colombia right now

The Misak and Nasa people are fighting over a section of land. Yes this is real, and yes they are using traditional weapons. Video is from May 21st, 2026.

[FriendlyFrench Boi @FrenlyFrenchBoi]

Insane drip

[DurtyDans🪓 @Durtydans]

@FColliding @Breaking911 False flag? This literally is happening across the street from me lol

[Tim Soret @timsoret]

Make sure to take your daily dose of Japanese Twitter 20mg to remedy any effect caused by doom-scrolling.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real ice eaters know this is that good ice

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Literally.