In 1990, during a live cast reunion to celebrate THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW's 15th anniversary, the audience didn't think Tim Curry would be appearing due to scheduling conflicts until Richard O'Brien surprised everyone and introduced him to the stage 🔥
This was Dolly Parton’s “farewell” video from May 2026 — and none of us realized it. Or believed it. Or wanted to believe it.
Her last words to us were: “I will always love you. Thank you.”
trump’s rambling, incoherent, and dumb as shit “speeches” go over like gangbusters with his dumbass MAGA cult, billionaires, or a bunch of (tiny) hand-picked racist cops, but he fucking bombs in front of people like astronauts and scientists. Why? Because they’re fucking smart.
Ahem… let me try speaking Flock:
"If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to fear, @glangley"
"It's for your safety." 😂
“Privacy requires compromise.” 🤣🤣
Turns out everyone values privacy when it’s their own.
@WhiteHouse Be honest for once, MAGA
Do you actually think renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America makes America better, or do you know this administration is a circus and you’re just embarrassed to say it?
Dolly Parton says she once went through a period so dark, she understood why people turn to drugs and alcohol.
“Yes, I went through a bad period of time back in the ’80s when I was going through the change. I was having some female problems, family problems, emotional problems, and I was overweight. I didn’t feel good about myself at all, so I got myself in a pretty bad bind.”
“I understood at that moment how people get on drugs, how people get on alcohol, and how people can commit suicide. I didn’t do that because I kept praying, holding on to God, and hanging on to my friends.”
“No business thing has ever been able to get me that depressed. It has to be something very personal, either family or something during that middle-age change of life, when your hormones and everything are different.”
“I did have a very hard time, but God, praying, friends, and just trying to hang on helped me. Being Dolly, just being me, I thought, ‘Hey, either get off your fat ass and do something about it, or go ahead and blow your head off.’ And I thought, ‘Nah, I ain’t gonna do that.’”
“I believe God meant for me to go through that so I could completely feel for other people about everything.”
People that just flat out disappeared:
Mitch McConnell
Melania
Barron
The pilot that got shot down in Iran that had the unbelievable escape.
The Butler, PA shooter
Ivanka
That Trump golf course shooter that was supposedly hiding in the bushes.
Matt Gaetz and his “son” Nestor
MTG