Dustin Hempstead

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead]

Helluva run tbh

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Rams QB Jimmy Garoppolo to retire from NFL after 12-year career.

[Purler Wrestling @purlerwrestling]

Wow … the bottom part says it all

[Pablo Di Maria @TheCAWrestler]

Top 5 states with All-Americans
1-Pennsylvania 11
2-California 9
2-New Jersey 9
3-Ohio 8
4-Minnesota 5
5-Illinois 4
5-Iowa 4

[SONS OF LIBERTY -MAGA MOVEMENT !!! @eagameover]

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This is the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen !!

[Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead]

What’s carbon fiber do to a forehead

[Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead]

Dear Japanese Zookeeper-

I’ll take him.

[Mateus — eu/acc 🇪🇺 @im_Mateus_]

Alan Watts poses a question that stops you in your tracks:

"Suppose you are God, suppose you have all time, all eternity, and all power at your disposal. You were given the power to dream any dream you wanted to dream every night, what would you do?"

He walks through what would happen, step by step.

At first, you'd fulfil every wish imaginable. "You would have all the pleasures you could imagine: the most marvelous meals, the most entrancing love affairs, the most romantic journeys. You could listen to music such as no mortal has heard and see landscapes beyond our wildest dreams."

You'd spend night after night in paradise. Maybe a whole month of nights.

But then something would shift. Perfection would get boring.

"You'd begin to think, 'Well, I've seen quite a bit. Let's spice it up. Let's have a little adventure.'"

So you'd introduce danger. You'd rescue princesses from dragons, engage in battles, become a hero. And as time went on, you'd push further and further.

Then comes the real turning point. Watts explains:

"At some point in the game, you would say, 'Tonight I am going to dream in such a way that I don't know that I'm dreaming,' so that you would take the experience of the dream for complete reality."

You'd forget you were God entirely. You'd dream yourself into poverty, disease, agony not out of cruelty, but for the contrast. For the moment you wake up and realise none of it was real.

"And you would say, 'Wow man, that was a gas.'"

Then Watts delivers the punchline:

"How do you know that that's not what you're doing already? You sitting there with all your problems, with all your whole complicated life situation it may just be the very dream you decided to get into."

And his final line reframes everything:

"If you like it, crazy; if you don't like it, what fun it'll be when you wake up."

It's a perspective that doesn't dismiss suffering. It recontextualises it. What if the struggles, the uncertainty, the messiness of life aren't things happening to you, but experiences you chose for yourself?

What would change about how you approach today if you believed you'd chosen this exact life on purpose?

[Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead]

Yeah why though you fucking idiots.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Hillary Clinton: “More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama… than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term.”

[Gino BetOpenly @Gino_BetOpenly]

The Collab Degens Knew They Needed:

My Dude SAE & Uncle G @BetOpenly

[Dustin Hempstead @DustinHempstead]

@Kenny___Rose Perfect description 10/10 no notes

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@PardonMyTake @Gino_BetOpenly

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@Dannyjokes Unreal hahahahaa

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@DanSoder @MrCoffeeMrRadar Funniest HC in NFL History already

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@Coach_Yac @49ersKyle @Gino_BetOpenly

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@DinoArchie @GoinCrazyFights

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@NFL_Stats It’s the hair

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@dylansesco It’s all the same dude

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@OopsThePodcast @Notjulio People asking if I can see their zoom screen

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@ThisPaul Dutch Crunch sandos there are special