Dustin Stasow

Born at a very young age.

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@timandsid leave the nets alone! Leave the pads alone! The goalies should have to wear an eyepatch while playing! #morescoring

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"Suit yourself." - a real shitty tailor.

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"That's off the hook!" - shitty fisherman.

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"Whatever floats your boat." - shitty boat engineer.

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@abaranyk that must suck.. How'd you do this tweet? Pay Phone? Or landline?

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@kwells99 don't catch @JSholtz mumps on the way.. #LetsMakeMemories #slavelake #NotSoMerryXmas #goawayalready

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@JSholtz @kwells99 he contracted mumps by kissing Crosby last week

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@kwells99 it must be the #IceIceWellsy

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#wheresthebeercart? ⛳️🍻 @krching2

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Seeing co-workers on my days off be like.. #workbitch #lineman #linemenlife #powerline #power #safetyfirsta... https://t.co/MGfkldtNqo

[perogies @perogies]

shout out to moms who make me for dinner

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dating tip: never date someone who doesn't like perogies

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@abaranyk I like being called "Big Poppa" personally.

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#dirtybit @joshsholtz https://t.co/BEMkbLL5XQ

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You're ripped like a bums underwear bro, how much you lifting these days?

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It's illegal to joke about photo bombing at a camera store.

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Sneezus Christ! Trevor Gray, Joshua Sholtz https://t.co/iEhNqEIxO0

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“@_AlexHick: Your arms look like toothpicks” @JSholtz

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You can't get pregnant if you have sex on a pull out couch.

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Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great.