Dustin Wells

#VolsBy100

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic environment.

When manifested in the office drone white collar/service industry crossover of the average millennial urbanite, you get a facade of equanimity masking a sneering underlying bitterness and hostility. “But Scorch everyone’s just vibing out! What’s your problem, let people have fun chill out!”

No.

I’ve been balls deep inside of the average The Office tier Target furniture core marketing degree craft brewery barcade social circle via the barren womb of an anxiety medicated birth control ex-girlfriend’s friend group. I’ve looked these people in their swollen SSRI faces and seen the bare traced vestiges of what was once a soul. It’s a natural fact that the men in such a friend group are either:

A: Normal dudes quietly bored but playing nice because they’re someone’s boyfriend

B: Beyond unbelievably pussywhipped soft betas who haven’t acknowledged unrequited feelings for one of the girls

C: Closeted or uncloseted homosexuals who may have been MKULTRA’d into a sodomite lifestyle from living the real life equivalent of a sparkling water commercial diverse friend group for over decade

These people are not having fun, every group I’ve ever encountered that does this cringe shit is populated by people who all constantly complain about how depressed and anxious they are while making ha ha ironic jokes about wanting to die, living timid trembling lives with little to no jouissance.

The millennial is arguably the most unfortunate generation in recent history. They represent the apex of a devastating culture war and the most direct results of spiritual castration with the least amount of pushback antithesis elements among their ranks.

Besides the obvious insufferable premise of an entire performative event being built around a shitty pun turning into the accidental idolization of a mutilation blood sacrifice cannibal child rapist reptilian adrenochrome junkie, the video is just one of many seemingly inconsequential irritations that the average millennial presents. Theirs is a world of nagging rationalizations and pseudo sensibilities. Sometimes you need to take a step back and trust your gut instinct. The only thing standing in between you and the total domestication of your bloodline into the human equivalent of a Labradoodle is your ability to say “Nah this shits gay” and not be crucified by your entire friend group for it.

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse of burgeoning mids in his Bumble built friend group is the modern eunuch. If you’re a young man and your friend group does shit like this and you’re enjoying yourself then by all means discard this entire post as some wackadoodle rant from a bitter incel or whatever, live your life and be happy.

But if you’re in a friend group that does shit like this and you feel some resonance with what I’ve said, if you’ve known the quiet turbulence of bored rage listening to the forced wine drunk laughter of your 400th session of Cards Against Humanity, then for your own sake, please free yourself.

If you’re charming and have good taste, take absolute control of your friend group and filter it down into something meaningful.

If it’s too far gone or you’re not capable of that, slowly cut yourself off. Pursue something meaningful, make more money, become stronger, faster, more violent, seriously learn a new skill. You are WASTING your TIME.

If you’re a young woman, stop wearing spandex, never watch another episode of Friends again, don’t smoke weed, don’t take SSRIs, don’t take melatonin, don’t take birth control, gay guys aren’t your friends, and if you don’t have other female friends it’s because something is wrong with you.

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

Me scrolling the feed this morning and seeing that f***ing turtle neck…
@BuckReising @1045TheZone

[Houston Kress @VolRumorMill]

@uteotw

[Houston Kress @VolRumorMill]

THEY GOT HIM A DAMN VOLS JERSEY!!!

[Big Game Boomer @BigGameBoomer]

College Fanbases That Are Exactly Alike

[Astro Smokey @AstroSmokeyX]

@TitansStats @VolBandit3 Imagine how mad Houston would be if the titans played them with Hopkins at WR and the Oiler uniforms 😂😂😂

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

This is my favorite @Titans fan Twitter interaction to date. @TitansStats @AstroSmokeyX
@DeAndreHopkins
#TitanUp⚔️ #Titans

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

From a pastor I know (:

Husbands or engaged men – you may have heard the phrase “happy wife –happy life”. There are signs and plaques sold all over America, often bought for men to follow this advice as they enter marriage. Many churches have incorporated this idea into their marriage courses and counseling programs.
But the first question that any Christian man should ask is “what would God have me do?”

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

Same. Hopes up high, head down low. #TitanUp⚔️

[Austin Huff @AustinHuff]

I've been hurt before and I'm ready to be hurt again

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

A Gator Colt QB is the easiest thing in Tennessee history to hate!
#VolsBy100
#TitanUp⚔️

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

@_willcompton

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

And you will still be projecting on social media making $30k per year & filing for government loans on debt relief

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

F**king embarrassing!!! #TitanUp⚔️

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

2022 receiving yards by receivers aligned out wide:

2,575 - MIA
2,397 - PHI
2,205 - MIN
2,164 - CIN
2,157 - BUF
2,074 - LAC
2,014 - TB
1,998 - KC
1,981 - SEA
1,971 - LV
1,879 - WAS
1,875 - DET
1,809 - NYJ
1,765 - IND
1,762 - JAX
1,731 - ARI
1,702 - DEN
1,656 - NE
1,610 - NO
1,582 - SF
1,571 - PIT
1,556 - CLE
1,552 - CAR
1,534 - GB
1,514 - NYG
1,497 - DAL
1,477 - BAL
1,442 - HOU
1,403 - ATL
1,365 - LAR
1,193 - CHI
1,064 - TEN

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

@augustburnsred “The Cleansing” is a masterpiece. An absolute, arm hair raised, chills down my spine, tears in my eyes, masterpiece.
I’ve always thought you guys were great, but you’ve outdone yourselves with this one. It’s incredible.

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

Lol. Bro, that’s what EVERYONE did to Dennis Daley last season.

[Sam Phalen @Sam_Phalen]

This is what Arden Key did to Dennis Daley last season. #Titans

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

Same

[Ron James🌰 @2_Tees]

What was the Best Play in College Football last year? My vote goes to Jalin Hyatt and Tennessee for a play we at Best Damn Media like to call
“Cheeks and Cleats”

[Dustin Wells @Dustin_CW]

Lol. @_willcompton French now with the we shit

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

We going to the Chiefs?

[The Sick Podcast - Talking Titans @SickPodTitans]

With all this talk about trading Derrick Henry, do you think it would be a good move by the #titans to trade him?

#TitanUp #NFL #thesickpodcast