Dustin “Dash” Thompson

Happily Married to Sarah Thompson with our 3 lovely children (Tommy 11, Penelope 8, Ace 2). Working on Doctorate of Puppet Arts at UARK | ΠΚΑ ‘87

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

How can anyone be gay?

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

Prettiest girl I’ve ever seen dragged me by my hand through a crowded bar last night #hopecore

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

Yep didn’t go to class so I could watch a Skubal masterclass get absolutely wasted #October

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

@JeremiahLaser Laser,

Saw a fine lady today with rack that could get me and you both drunk. Keep staring

-Dusty

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@William_Rumskin Double header tn Bill

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Bullpen game tn

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Day of Mexicans!!!

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Welcome home baby

[Dick “Looney Bin” Fuckington, CPA 🇹🇹 @dick_fuckingtin]

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??????

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Is Megan Moroney entire fanbase 5’4-5’6 blondes with an insane face card or Mt. Rushmore on their chest?

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Best part of college is class being optional

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Gotta have a day to have to have a night

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To be white and privileged sure does feel nice 👍

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

Headed home. Gonna show the hometown how a white boy runs the ball

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Flop weather is so back and I couldn’t be happier. Let these white boys have a summer

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

Just played an intramural softball game and the other team brought batting gloves #shrink

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All a white boy needs to get his day started

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

Back home after Spring Break with a joint in my hand. Had quite the week in Florida. I love being white and privileged.

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

@JoeyGallo24 If you ERA is anything like your batting average numbers you are gonna be a HOF

[Dustin “Dash” Thompson @DustyThompson69]

Gonna have a night back in the hometown. Question, Comments, Concerns?