Helicopter Bitch™️

24 • Bi/Pan • UI/UX Designer • Game Designer • Probably off playing Hunt: Showdown • Mind your business David 👌• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @nia_llinos 💍

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

So me and @The_Jay_Hopkins have decided that every week. We'll pick out a new Twitter cover photo for eachother so stay tuned every week for more disappointment

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

If you’re interested, you can check out the rest of the entries through this wonderful little playlist:

https://t.co/uV9ERT5qn5

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

12 Gays of Christmas comes around every year yet every year I’m not ready for it!

(I don’t sound too hot - blame the sore throat) but I’ve taken part and that’s what counts… right? 👀

https://t.co/HoLvpVNVkx

If you’d like to donate and join in:
https://t.co/FKqA66HA4Z

[Hunt: Showdown @HuntShowdown]

Bark, Bone and Blood DLC Giveaway! ☠️

For every 100 Retweets, we are giving away a DLC on any platform.

To enter:
-Follow us on Twitter✔️
-Retweet this Post 🔁
-Comment with your Platform & Tag a Friend🙋

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

@HuntShowdown Steam @TypicalTweetGuy

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

@CODCode904 It’s the nano for me. Have you tried… IDK… USING YOUR EYES

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

And whilst I’m here… can we please talk about main menu livescenes? They’re awesome. Like look at this shit I love it so much. I get that we’re just putting an animated character model on an existing map and spinning a camera around it but !!! Cool !!!

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

Idk how to express this thought well, but video game design is so neat? Like “hey so I thought this thing would be fun so I just went ahead and made levels, mechanics, animations, UI, lighting, sounds, music, character models, environment assets etc. so you can experience it”

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

And I KNOW I have a degree in it and I’ve made games, but when I really think about the fact that all these games were just thoughts and someone said “yeah I’m gonna make this so other people can experience these thoughts too”. Like dude it’s so cool I really appreciate it.

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

Keep seeing people talk about how they fucked up their barbie and honestly I never did a bad thing to any doll or toy I ever owned because I believed (and low-key still believe) that they all had souls and feelings?? Can’t get rid of any they’ll be SAD like come on

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

☠️☠️☠️

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

Love the savagery towards blizzard in the comments ☠️ agreed and all but someone said:

Bugs
Hasn’t made a game in 10 years
Goat
Breast Milk

Honestly, imagine being that one dude at blizzard chugging some coworkers breast milk from the fridge like fucking Homelander

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

If I’d just read the comments on that comment I would have seen this, someone else gets it.

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

My Tiktok FYP is filled with Danganronpa executions in the form of carnival rides and honestly Tiktok, right audience damn

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

“Lovely hospo workers” since when did you care about hospitality workers? Aren’t they money scroungers? What a shame they want to be viewed as people rather than expendable work tools. At what point do you stop, reflect and realise the only person damning your business is you?

[Mark Tughan @marktughan]

So it’s now gone bust. What a ‘victory’.
I think everyone needs to step back a bit & reflect. Maybe do a bit of independent thinking. There’s a calculated + nasty playbook at work here & many lovely hospo workers will want to distance themselves from this brutality
@UKHospKate

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

Just signed an NDA 👀

Feeling like FBI behavioural Analyst Emily Prentiss

“sorry, it’s need to know… And you… don’t need to know”

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

SO last night I chopped up and ate like 3/4 of a pineapple not noticing how much of it I was eating. Then I forgot about all that pineapple that I ate and an hour or 2 later ate a mango…… To say this was a mistake is the biggest understatement of the century.

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

@Oh_ItsJustKim @isjustforalice @HeresKellie Still thinking about Al’s endless Glasto fruit supply

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

Seriously though… can we bring back Calippo Shots? Cure my depression Wall’s, I dare you.

[Wall's Ice Cream @walls]

It's always: "Bring back Calippo Shots!!!"
Never: "You have all my favourite ice creams"

[Helicopter Bitch™️ @Dusty_Teapot]

@EskayOW The ranked system. How can I go 5-0 and not move up or move 1 rank, but if I go 5-8 I drop 4 ranks? Wild! Think I’m plat 5 rn, but I used to be diamond… Just can’t get back there? Doesn’t matter how well I play!