Jesse 🐒

“A kind cunt” - Twitch Affiliate - 26 - He/Him

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Hopefully they received a well aimed fist to the jaw from a good samaritan ;)

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@Lewwyle @Syndicate also this one goes out to all of the people, that lose a bunch of weight, and then just attribute it to "Oh i dropped Soda and sweets etc" like yes, obviously that's going to fucking help, but don't lie and say that's all of it, cause if so i'd have been slim years ago bruvva

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@Lewwyle @Syndicate Totally different vibe from the other guy here but... HOT FUCKHEAD, thank you ;)

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@Nephentes5 Thing is right, even if it is Tax funded, how does this apply to you?
You're across the world in a country with insane problems of it's own, this very much, is not even close to being any of your business to comment on ;)

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@RjeyTech They most certainly have their place, but genuinely if i could pick between earpods and airpods, i'd go airpods, solely for the fluidity of connection between different (apple) devices.
The sound is better, and with the transparency mode you stay aware of your surroundings.

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@SnazzyLabs It looks like a mobile focused UI, with clearly tappable buttons, but it doesn't even look good :(

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@wittlebears All the power to her but it is crazy how chronically she is, like i would never think to livestream something of this nature…

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@SylentMayhem @abierkhatib In the US they’d be leaving on a damn stretcher with your police’s track record.
At this moment in time you do not possess the ability to be offended

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@KittyKale0 @LogitechG @CORSAIR Steelseries Apex 3, i've been using the TKL version for years now, might be membrane but fuck me is it the best membrane keyboard i've EVER used

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@RealNovah @kelleywtf The popout handle on the back of your phone ;)

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@vampeaches I also clearly can't read, given that i skipped over the brain surgery bit... :)

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@vampeaches That looks gnarly as hell tbh, i'm assuming there's something wrong on the left but i have no idea what i'm looking at 😂

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@Gonzalo_Alm27 @livstixs @StreamerBans @bbjessTTV Honestly... with all the meta's that have come and gone, this is a moot point, like let's be honest how far is this removed from the mirror placed to show an oiled ass 🫤

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@PokezillaZ_07 Respect the Ruby reference... but the Dutch would like a word 😏 just pay us a portion of that defense spending and we'll make it happen no prooooblem

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Homie pointing that finger like he's still got any sort of power in that conversation, you got a pizza thrown in your face sir, the conversation has ended

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@TheJoeySwoll Gotta go left, that looks sick as fuck on you, right looks clean but left just pops

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@CasinoJoe7 @gabbgoudy Like Dr Ben said, she's at a baseball game on a sunny day in the SUMMER, the top is not excessively revealing... stop seeing the world through porn tinted glasses little man 😙

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@esjesjesj Crazy how all those phones are useless away from the display units, they're literally demo phones... once again showing they're not remotely as smart as they probably think they are

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@karlhandforth @Syndicate Mate i was contemplating twitter premium so i could DM him directly so he’d see it asap 😂😂

[Jesse 🐒 @DutchPidgeon]

@Nemigami Bro you made me think my shit broken, abusing that premium tweet length to the max i see 🤣