At our next @Dutch_Cuisine Club meeting, we will be learning to make ontbijtkoek and peperkoek (for those of you who can handle the spice). This has been one of my favorite dishes since childhood. Grootmoeder Femke would make it every year on my birthday. #Dutch#1000lbSisters
I will lead this organization to the very best of my ability. No more are the days of stifling normality we were forced to endure under the reign of @VanDerGladys. Special thanks to my dear friend @thetokenasian1 who supported my campaign from the very beginning. #VictoryForGust
We are pleased to announce our new line-up of board members.
President
Veronica B. Gust @VeronicaBGust
Vice President
Gladys Van Der Cornelissen @VanDerGladys
Treasurer
Linda Nylund @KnittingNylund
Secretary (Write-In)
Norma Huang Mei Ling Üttbartenzustoren @thetokenasian1
The elections for our 2021 Dutch Cuisine Club board members will be held at tomorrow’s meeting. Please avoid starting any fires. We do not need to repeat the last election’s incident. #Democracy#Dutch
We have repeatedly called the ORR exterminators to deal with the moth problem in @VanDerGladys’ quarters. After his last visit, Mark, the head exterminator, stated “We don’t know where they’re coming from. I think she might just be bringing them in from outside.”
#PSA: The Athlete's Foot epidemic is now over, but the @Dutch_Cuisine club food epidemic has started again. Don't eat any of their food unless you want horrible symptoms, such as vomiting, depression, and loss of faith.
@VanDerGladys put me in a four day coma while I was on my way to the French Cuisine Club meeting with @AgathaManuel3. That psycho bitch proves that Dutch Cuisine Club is hostile. I’m lodging a complaint. @Dutch_Cuisine https://t.co/8qW0odJM9j
FOR EVERYONE’S INFORMATION: My baby daddy is my 8th (and newest) husband, Saccsis Humeröna. We got married recently in the ORR chapel, but wanted to keep the relationship quiet to avoid jealousy. I would NEVER have sexual interactions before marriage. I am not a #DevilWorshiper.
Veronica is unresponsive and in ambulance. The racoons are trying to break into mine and Beatrice's rooms and we are under attack. If I don't survive the night I just want to say that it's been an honor to serve as president of the Dutch Cuisine Club.
EVERYONE STAY IN YOUR ROOMS! THE RACCOONS ARE ON THE PROWL AND ARE SUGGESTED TO HAVE RABIES. DO NOT TOUCH THEM. LOCK YOUR DOORS. DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS ARE PROVIDED.