Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen

Just a guy trying to find love. 🏏Cricket champion of Merrimack Union College🏏

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Please help me- I’ve been imprisoned by @VanDerGladys for many months in Tacoma, she finally left her spiritual retreat but forgot to turn off her WiFi.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@_PastorHenry Shut up you disgusting old man. Lüuk deserves better than your pulsating balls.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@thetokenasian1 @VanDerGladys No unfortunately, he is dead. His service will be held tomorrow night.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Regards, this is Gladys Van Der Cornelissan, grandmother of Lüuk. I am sad to inform you all that lüuk was found dead this morning. It is suspected that he has passed away due to an advanced athletes foot infection. -Gladys

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@_PastorHenry You wish you were a bear, you’re scrawny legs haunt me at night.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@VeronicaBGust It’s never too early to share relatable religious experiences

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

You guys ever take a shit after getting straight pounded in the ass for a month straight and feel the spirit of Jesus shielding you from death

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Looking for a bear daddy to show me a good time... @burn_dante

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@_PastorHenry Two hours ago you retweeted this, also, I’ve seen the notifications you get on your phone, you have a paid grindr account

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

#TBT to when @_PastorHenry made a tweet abt how homosexuality was wrong while balls deep in me, unfortunately he has deleted the tweet because he is a coward.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@burn_dante I’d love to, let’s agree to get steamy

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@burn_dante I lost the duel Pierre I have to avid but he results

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Hey anyone know why so many people that died from ORR come back as ghosts?

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Was @thetokenasian1 kidnapped? Or was the account hacked ??

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@thetokenasian1 I’m sorry to hear of Norma’s passing.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Thank you to all for your support right now. I have contacted the ORR board of directors. However, this man is legally listed as dead because of his extremely advanced age.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

Family. Friends. There are many developments coming to light.... the 200 year old man is trying to cure me of homosexuality.... I’m very fearful.

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

This old man was in my temporary quarters at ORR.... if anyone has any information about who he is please let me know....

[Lüuk Van Der Cornelissen @cornevanluuk]

@Dutch_Cuisine Thank you so much! I’m excited to implement some very gay changes.

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@VeronicaBGust Who’s the baby daddy?