Derek Bieber

Wisconsin to Florida. I dig water and wastewater engineering. Bacteria is your friend.

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@jonschaeffer Mendoza will be happy if the “Machado-line” starts getting traction.

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@HHSGov It feels like shitty AI?

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@SecretaryWright When is solar irrelevant again?

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@MerriamWebster It's kind of non sequitur but I immediately thought of Prepotente. #specialboy #dcc

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@BenjySarlin It could be worse.

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@JoJoFromJerz @GraphCrimes

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Out of all the lineups I've had - I'm kind of surprised that this one would go 81-1.

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@WesHod Good job with not using Wilt!

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@thereisnojayjay Even if it is true, though, that part doesn't need to be said out loud. It's almost like they're expecting for the first date not to go well. Just saying they're busy, as you've said, is definitely the better way to go.

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@ohhjanjan What's your preferred cardio?

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@AndyHermanNFL Kind of surprised the Bears aren't ranked first after winning the offseason by having Williams on the cover of Madden.

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@atrupar "Sir, it's a year and a half later. You said you'd fix this on day one. Quit making excuses."

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@SamRo My ex was surprised how high the balance was on our mortgage after paying for 10 years. I’m not surprised.

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@savanah2j Brewery run clubs are also great even if you don't run or drink.

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@savanah2j I haven't looked for it because I didn't know it existed, but is Cheerwine Zero available locally or did you schlep some back?

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@DecodingFoxNews @JudgeJeanine I’ll put my money on “got too drunk and tried to put my arm where the arm wasn’t and tore it myself” for $1.776B.

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@Wisconsin_fam Juan Nieves.

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The rocket explosion over the Central Florida area indicates that the Orlando Magic have selected a new coach

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@dali_drama I feel seen.

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@ohhjanjan What breed of dog?