Dwight Shrute

The Funniest Account on Twitter!!!!!
***NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH THE TV SHOW THE OFFICE***

[Coach Kent Murphy @CKentMurphy]

Retweet if you know who this is.... http://t.co/uSWIcAKHTK

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Justin Verlander putting on the moves with Kate Upton http://t.co/H7Fy3oeE6B

[Dwight Shrute @Dwight_Shrute_]

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???" "Shhh just trust me"

[Dwight Shrute @Dwight_Shrute_]

Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus...and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

[The Turnt Turtle @TheTurntTurtle]

Ellen's Oscar selfie from behind

[Dwight Shrute @Dwight_Shrute_]

We all know a dumbass named Obama.

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When you realize it's almost Spring Break....

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We all know a dumbass named Obama.

[#4SureFollowbackⓂ️ @0Retweet_Dares0]

RETWEET to gain more followers #followback

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RT this with your Dick

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Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me???" "Shhh just trust me"

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The Bad Ass way to eat ramen noodles
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck Bitches

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 RT if you found the mitsake.

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RT this with your tongue. (No Cheating!)

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Being retweeted is basically saying "I feel you my nigga."

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Dear Math, I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabet. Sincerely, you're such a whore.