JakeyCourtesy🐀

Just a guy who plays video games way more than some people apparently. I also stream at

[JakeyCourtesy🐀 @Dwyereh]

made a discord https://t.co/eTpq80YSko

[Cats Out Of Context @Cats_ooc]

Legendary item

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.

[♡ pattypls 𐐪𐑂 @PatTouTattoo]

paid my rent

[mads⋆.° | sh townfall @prisonicrequiem]

some guy at the office just muttered “sephiroth…” under his breath as he walked past my desk…

[bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl]

welcome to The Duskbloods, bloodsworn. will you play as:
- publisher-mandated grizzled video game protagonist
- slept through his alarm
- beautiful vietnamese woman
- bald corpse
- Senator Bald Corpse
- zork

[Javier * @XavierxOP]

guys i tried michael prank on my mom

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[Errai @errai]

Saw a guy walking by himself in the woods wearing a red shirt with “staff” written on it. One of mother Earth’s many employees I’d assume

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I run over a guy with my car. "Good thing I have a spare!" I pop the trunk and pull out an identical looking guy

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A real Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is opening in New Jersey next year.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[kat @seafairyservant]

Was trying to order a turkey bacon club but asked for a “turken bakey club”

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

what do I even do bro

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales never use generative AI, but they do make poop from a butt, which is similar except that whale poop is essential to the health of our oceans and generative AI is essential to being a fucking loser

[CEO Of Bruh @CEOOfBruhReal]

You deadass kill more nazis in tf2 matches than in wolfenstein

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey cheer up. this is my fanfic of you having a great day

Y/N wakes up in a big racecar bed. the birds outside are tweeting, the sun is soft and warm and the bed is comfy cozy. "good morning Y/N", says chun li streetfighter. "can you please tell me the fnaf lore again?"

[Darkk Mane @DarkkManeiac]

Drove past a McDonald's while eating a Whopper, and they hacked my brain like cyberpunk and put a png of a Big Mac in the center of my field of vision. Car accident, 7 dead, hope it was worth it Ronald