Josh

Former freelance graphic artist, now just an X lurker.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@Ges14 Not being funny but you’re a bit slow if you’re paying all that and expecting entertaining football given the circumstances.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

There’s no way people are this uneducated. Have you lot ever been outside?

[Dominic @Domjb03]

Is there anyone that knows about grass that knows if this grass is actually going to come back? It’s basically just dusty dirt now

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@Tgarratt10 Not really Tom. Look how many top nations have had stinkers. Spain drew 0-0 with Cape Verde. Imagine the English headloss. Ghana defended well. Knockouts will be a different story which we will obviously qualify for.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Let me guess, your favourite game is a side-scrolling indie platformer that was made by one guy on a £10 budget because you’re so much smarter and cooler than everyone else.

[Swillo @PandaKingEX]

Btw gamers will always cry about critics, but every time the power is handed to the gamers they absolutely embaress themselves 100% of the time every single time. This list is an absolute insult to the medium.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

People disagreeing with this are mental. Neymar is infinitely clear of Salah.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

My god Neymar continues to be the most disrespected footballer of all time.

I get people find him unlikeable cause of the theatrics etc but I’m convinced people just never watched him

To compare him to Salah is blasphemous

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@LowLevelPriest @NoahRyanCo Do you…. not understand the aging process??

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@ManUtd Run it back.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

What is with these posts? Why are random accounts guessing Isco and then getting the reply ‘Close bro’. Like are you all okay??

[𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓 @damzy_chillin]

Juan Mata and Lukaku excluded , name a player that played for Manchester United and Chelsea .

Impossible

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Any attacking manager who plays a 4-3-3 or a 4-2-3-1. Sign an actual 6. Do those two things and we’ll undo about 5 years of damage.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

United fans who do you want next?

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Means all the big nations will get through and inevitably produce stale 0-0s and 1-0s. Be careful what you wish for.

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

This is genuinely horrendous. Not one legitimately exciting group because of the amount of dogshit teams scattered across. What a travesty man

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Meanwhile Man Utd are ‘One last push’ FC. What is wrong with my club.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Gigio Donnarumma to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇮🇹

Deal done for the Italian GK to join Man City project from Paris Saint-Germain. Medical this afternoon.

Long term deal agreed weeks ago and all done between the two clubs after Éderson signed for Fenerbahçe.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@strahinja_kitic Don’t bet money you can’t afford to lose then you bozo.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Selling young, tenacious talent because he was annoyed at not playing in a final that the manager bottled. Club’s gone mad. What happens when the 3-4-3 system eventually fails and we’re back at square one?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 Alejandro Garnacho will leave Man United, decision confirmed on player and club side — set to part ways.

Understand staying in Premier League serious option with 3 clubs already very keen… after Bayer Leverkusen and Italian clubs calling.

🎥 More: https://t.co/09KUwJ8BgN

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@ManUtd So we’ve seen Garnacho in a Utd shirt for the last time then.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

@UnitedStandMUFC Abhorrent.

[Josh @Dxcesare]

I’m sorry but lobbing the keeper in the Swedish 10th division with a hopeful overhead is not the same as running out to meet a cross in the Premier League. Garnacho fully deserved it.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Undeserved!!! MUFC PR working overtime.

For every 10 likes I’ll upload a Goal better than that Fluke Garnacho bicycle kick!

[Josh @Dxcesare]

I have a question… where is Charlie Wyke?

[Fantasy EFL @FEFLOfficial]

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[Josh @Dxcesare]

Take a break man.

Maradona handball at ‘86
Lampard ball over the line at 2010
Saka abused by Chiellini at 2020
Saka fouled against France at 2022

We aren’t getting special treatment, it’s not a conspiracy, we were better than you and had some fortune. It all balances out🤷🏻‍♂️

[Josh @Dxcesare]

Facts. Ronaldo is the ultimate athlete and the media’s dream in regards to promo, iconic moments etc. But for a representative of the sport for what it is at its core and as an art form - Messi is undisputed. I don’t think it’s debatable.