dylan carpenter

[Norma 🇲🇽🏟️ @normarx_]

@LibsHateUs You got baited. They are joking.

You’re the retard here. Not them.

[Crack Harlow @DoddyGatz]

People calling him a wigger but it’s only cuhz so many sub species of white man went extinct when Nu Metal died and the halo series went to shit.

[Brian @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Dying at “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.”

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@MattEngstrom1 @ArifHasanNFL Born in ‘91, got a taste of the sweet drug called the Minnesota Vikings in ‘98 thanks to my pops and have been a suffering addict since

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@3MW_CBB Ky you 6’4?

[Kyler Murray @K1]

Skol.

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@PatMcAfeeShow tuned into progrum and heard you might dip into the underworld of college hoops betting. Proposition: I give you 5 picks ATS today. If I go 5-0 I get to give out picks on the show during the tourney. You have no reason to do this which is exactly why you should.

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@jorcubsdan if you have time I’d love to hear your thoughts on nova UCONN

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

Clay how do you know which men do or don’t have functioning penises?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

You have been Tweeting at me for five days now. I’m anti men playing women’s sports and anti pedophiles. And anti Kamala. Like every dude with a functional penis in America.

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Well this was horrible to read at 6:30am

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I don’t think we’re prepared for how funny this is gonna be

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@AndyMSFW no deep dive newsletter this morning? Hopefully she’s not sitting in the old junk folder

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@jorcubsdan Thank you for your contributions brother. Any chance you can briefly share your thoughts/lean with Hou-Ark?

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@TheKostos MUMPFIELD

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

maybe I’m too woke but i don’t ever want to see contract extension posts from schools

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@ClayTravis I know you only hit like 48% of your bets but why haven’t you released NFL or CFB picks recently? I need some picks to fade.

[dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter]

@ExposingClay

Nice screen grab of Clay extremely interested in what KIV has to say (I watched purely to see which teams they’re betting/I’m fading this week). This went on for like two minutes lmao

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

They cut research in to brain cancer in children.