Dylan Alldredge

Something to show you how witty i can be.

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@NashSevereWx For Davidson?

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@JWranglerood @shellenberger @SBrowneITF Too*

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@tedcruz How do you take yourself seriously

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@ThatEricAlper Larry David

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

Josh Hawley is the guy who’s 4 hours deep into trying to convince me John Mayer is the all time greatest blues musician.

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@jordanklepper You should release your footage as a long form documentary

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@themandalorian release the whole season you cowards

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@realDonaldTrump *single term sitting president

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Just another dingus Truesday, who cares?

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Merry Toyotathon, everybody

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@dawestheband 285/500 from @Grimeys

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@JohnStamos have you heard of the beach boys?

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@realDonaldTrump you truly are the king of crass

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@realDonaldTrump what do you do with your leather face when it rains?