Schmort

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

The Wizards:

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

All love to the top Ginger in CBB #Family

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@Jscheinberg3 @RGIII__ Bagels and grinds is worse than death

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@jbortnick74 @WashWizards Bad tweet

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@Jscheinberg3 @MAXlMILlAN You sauce watching now??

[brandon @JayDanielsMVP]

#Commanders new T Josh Conerly vs #Giants EDGE Abdul Carter 👀

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@jbortnick74 @rcornish21 Yeah and what’d you say to him??

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

Been told that as a youngin - my head looked bright. Sweet @Mattbonnerfan1

[Ivy League @IvyLeague]

GREEN MEANS GO TO IVY MADNESS.

@DartmouthMBB defeats Brown 78-58 and clinches its berth in Ivy Madness.

We'll see you in Providence, Big Green! 🌿🏀

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

Just learned the whole thing uses the same font as Fortnite. Can’t unsee it

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

New low for score bugs. What’re we even doing anymore

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@Jscheinberg3 @Mattbonnerfan1 👀👀

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@Mattbonnerfan1 You let Saquon walk for Daniel Jones. Thibs coaching habits will never keep a team healthy to the finals. The Yanks fold in the postseason every year (also lost Soto). Meanwhile the Rangers are so irrelevant their only meaningful stat is how many games behind the caps they are.

[Ryan Cornish @rcornish21]

All this just to stop this man.

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

“Tequila water lime tastes like eating a nug of weed”

[Dartmouth Men’s Basketball @DartmouthMBB]

Ryan Cornish oh my 🫢

Game Day Central ➡️ https://t.co/unHIeQRfE5

#GoBigGreen | #TheWoods🌲 | #SCTop10

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The Washington commanders are in the nfc championship game

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

@Mattbonnerfan1 You’re a loser

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

Took a while to muster up the courage. But this aged horribly. #HTTR

[Schmort @DylanBortnick]

Ryan Day’s day to not have a day