Even though the wigger affects their speech and dress, his longterm thinking betrays him. He buys a wing franchise instead of buying wings. Risk assessment and arbitrage are undeniable parts of his nature.
Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business
Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.
Living the dream.