DylanMarch

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

look at the absolute state of my government dawg

[Skoog @Skoog]

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those

[HandsomeH. @Yamnayanage]

Even though the wigger affects their speech and dress, his longterm thinking betrays him. He buys a wing franchise instead of buying wings. Risk assessment and arbitrage are undeniable parts of his nature.

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[Willie McNabb 🐗 @WillieMcNabb]

@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

This country is spiraling out of control

[Cogito @cogito_yuri]

Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

[Nate @thenatewolf]

In the right situation, calling someone "Mr. Grumpy" is more powerful than any slur.

[DylanMarch @DylanEMarch]

@KINGxCOLMENERO me tryna drive the civic

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

[Dr. Nut @Dr_Nut_]

Another week of workslop in hopes of payslop so I can have funslop later

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[DylanMarch @DylanEMarch]

@KINGxCOLMENERO @TheCoochScouter Dang

[DylanMarch @DylanEMarch]

@KINGxCOLMENERO this has to hurt man

[cabby @cabby]

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

[james @jms_tny]

girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[alex @alexevans_14]

michael jackson to the man in the mirror: