Dylan

someone, somewhere just lost the game because of this and that makes me smile

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

life hack: when someone tries to fist bump you and you're going in for a handshake, go for a regular handshake anyway bc paper covers rock

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@mislead Health up? You know the Merchant one gives a bonus to carry weight right

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@GamesNosh @JamesBolton083 And your pathetic Royal Family didn’t get this poor tree an AC? Sucks being in the third world doesn’t it

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@QuiteShallow Sony bought Bungie in retaliation to Microsoft’s acquisitions without realizing that the people that made the great games that Bungie produced, the games that sold consoles, were created by developers that left 15 years ago.

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Your car, caving my chest in at 90 miles per hour

Can’t lose a fight to the death if I’m already dead

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@FlorkOfCows @Itsjian01 Scarlet Monastery in WoW, jump in nerd we’re getting +10 stamina rings for our alts

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Kgothatsoxo It turned off the sticks and let you use the d pad instead

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Fuck

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Or a Covic, whatever you can get your hands on

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L I stand in the middle of the interstate, the first person to hit me at 90 miles per hour wins my heart

Why do you think I’ve been doing this:’)

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Yea like one time I went to the dispo and they were like “yeah bro I got something called “goth dommy mommy hitting you at 90 miles per hour”

And I was like mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Oh wow such Xbox, download GTA

It’s really fun

You have the ability to

Hit people

With your car

At speeds easily in excess of 90 miles per hour

If you’re skilled enough, it could be skill issue, you can prove it tho

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Every second you think about your Halloween costume is another second that you’re not hitting me with your car at 90 miles per hour

And frankly that’s unacceptable

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@todayyearsold This tripped me up for years but I finally found them at dollar stores

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Nope you failed, gotta hit me with your car at 90 miles per hour now

I don’t make the rules, I just think em up and write em down

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@j_fishback @sophieraiin I can tell from a glance that you’ve never had sex in your life

Can you shut the fuck up and go back to bagging groceries

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@OCM_529 @Method It was too good and cataclysm couldn’t follow that, plus they moved to “Bind on Account” items and generally lowering the difficulty and grind required to raid (which gave you struggles that MADE you learn how to play your class)

Source: vanilla player that quit after WotLK

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Pilestedt I’d say to add bonuses to capes and helmets but that would be a total upheaval of the meta and would make people look downright silly, as opposed to Fashiondiving

……..I already know how y’all feel about transmog, but what if it was only within an armors weight category..?

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@frozenaesthetic Right pocket is for the phone and (minimalist) wallet, left pocket is for smokes, lighter, work keys and maybe a vape

Keys get clipped on the belt loop

It’s been this way for like 10 years

[Dylan @DylanHajzer]

@Batmantallk Have you considered drugs and alcohol?