John

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[John @papermachejohn]

@Unohanabbygirl I always thought they made the Velaryons black because they assumed the average modern TV viewer would be too dumb to differentiate between two noble families of white people with platinum blonde hair.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Prior to today’s game against the Chicago Cubs, the Phillies recalled RHP Nolan Hoffman from triple-A Lehigh Valley. To make room on the 26-man roster, RHP Alan Rangel was optioned to Lehigh Valley following last night’s game. Additionally, RHP Taijuan Walker was released.

[Not Now John @fryspati]

The fat nazi who runs this website keeps trying to sneak right wing bullshit onto my timeline thinking I won’t notice

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 @oklahowa]

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

[John @papermachejohn]

@4LloydChristmas @AfternoonsWIP Brodes is even worse than Spike. Dude thinks yelling loudly makes him funny or entertaining. He’s an instant channel switch.

[John @papermachejohn]

@PenteDois @AKingNamedLix @Doveeflame Every time I read one of his novels I imagine how much better they’d be if someone who wasn’t a nerdy Mormon wrote them.

He’s got solid settings. Interesting plot ideas. Fun magic systems and ideas. But the dialogue and character work is just really bad at times.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Olaf just fucking died…

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

April 1st lost its novelty now that every day is Lie On The Internet Day.

[James @JamesPhl96]

Me at the phillies home opener