Dylan Hauptmann

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

They’re so painfully greedy

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

In 2003, Saturn released a commercial that ironically highlighted the inefficiency of cars and how much space they occupy.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Yesterday there was a major derailment in Houston, and another in Enoree, South Carolina.

This is exactly what rail unions keep warning us about. Unless there are major changes the industry will get worse, not better. And that means more disasters like East Palestine.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NFL HISTORY IS COMPLETE

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

Gotta love the weekly heart attacks #skol

[Adam Awes @AdamAwes10K]

Per @PFF, the Vikings have played the 9th hardest schedule so far. The Vikings record is 9-2.

Teams that have had an easier schedule so far:
- 49ers (32nd)
- Eagles (29th)
- Cowboys (22nd)
- Dolphins (20th)
- Chiefs (15th)

But the Vikings seem to be the only fraudulent team🤔

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

And I will push for his middle name to be Jefferson

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

I’m naming my first kid Justin

[Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade]

Thinking a lot about Tony Stark in our Superior Iron Man series… for reasons.

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Wholesome father son photo, no need to open for a surprise

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

get a load of this guy

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

Otzelberger has more trips to the Sweet Sixteen than Fran McCaffery already

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

The Sweet 16 is calling!

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@cmh_524 LETS GOOOOOOO THE BEST MEAL OF MY CHILDHOOD

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

Russia screwed up, now NATO can deploy Irish fishermen. It’s over before it started https://t.co/9GQJ1LhNb6

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@dustyyy_57 You are scum, Arby’s doesn’t deserve to be in the same sentence as Casey’s pizza

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@YiCollin It was clearly the right decision, I expect compensation

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@DegenBen #2 should be #1

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@dustyyy_57 @kellenofrohan And then the Addams Family 2?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Support Nabisco workers striking for humane working hours, fair pay, outsourcing jobs.
NO CONTRACTS NO SNACKS

[Dylan Hauptmann @DylanHauptmann]

@NFL @JJettas2 @JJettas2 is good and all but I’m 22 and can eat up to 8 full plates at Pizza Ranch in one visit. We’re on completely different levels here.